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I remember a "Through the Keyhole" episode where Jimmy Saville left his copy of MENSA's magazine on his coffee table to impress the viewers. That is what you are wasting good cash on. Paying a membership fee in order to impress people that actually think you are kinda gullible for falling for a trick like that. You have to be stupid to be a member of MENSA

Whatever happens, at least this proves we are no longer pushovers forced to sell our young talent with terms fully dictated by the bigger clubs.

Cheriton Ave. and Moorhill, yep.

When anyone here asks me what I miss about the UK (They do that often) I can honestly say, and always do, I miss the pubs......That's it then! I have nothing to go back for!!

Let's pay respect where it is due. Poopey were almost giant killers today.

I honestly think that it is quite possible that I am the saddest person on the planet right now. Just for once, I am not being ironic or funny. Just sad. I can now see how it would be painful to have the 'Gift" of eternal life......Unless, of course, Tesco Express can get you drunk and laid while including fun for the kids all in a single night.

The irony of all this is that I am the same age as this guy. Also had a heart attack, and probably best understands what he was going through. Nothing beats the power of an internet forum though.

The Lord Nelson will ALWAYS be there, yes? please? At this point, I am actually considering dumping atheism if it will help.

Hold on. I grew up in Harefield, but lived in Hythe a good number of years....my favourite place in the world.........The Croft is a WHAT!!!!???? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! What about the Hilltop? What about the Old Mill? You gotta fill me in!!!...........Gently please.....It's all gonna be bad news.

No, I was pretty sure I just sh!t myself.

Thanks St Chalet for some good, well reasoned modding. My better phrased response, for those able to read beyond emotive words and understand the intent behind the whole posts:- I have no idea who he is, but If he is a good guy, I wish him all the best, and a fast recovery.

Oooh! we are doing specifics? Born 1957 in a prefab in Redhill Crescent, Basset. grew up in Harefield. Lived a few years in South Africa and France. Lost my virginity on my parent's couch. Accidentally crapped myself at the Lido when I was about 6.

So, going off for a crap in the middle of a game is not the lowlight of his career now!

Mine either. In all honesty, thanks for a good laugh. Genuinely.

Actually, I must be more pleased with this win than I thought. I forgot to have my weekly laugh at the skates!!! It feels even better now!

What!!??? Oh buggar!!! What am I supposed to do with THAT!!!

You go on for years and years about Hoddle, but cannot spot a deliberate pattern void of evolution in the posts of others?

I'm honestly starting to think that the WUMS and trolls on this forum are starting to think that WUM and troll are terms of endearment.

He does not watch streams. Most of his comments during the game come from radio commentary and this forum.....says it all, really!

To describe Gaston's pass as lucky, I think the commentator might get more credit if he described what his actual intent might have been with that ball.

Nipplegate? Meh.....If bad judgement meant an instant ban, this forum would have lost many of it's most persistent posters long ago.

I don't think anyone is actually going crazy. I hope that helps.

Come off the fence, trousers, tell us what you really mean!!

The threads will understand that, however, the posters on those threads are less sentient than a mere list of statements.

I am very pleased. We got our back 5 back, the team will regain confidence in the defence and hopefully will be able to concentrate more on the final third with that assurance. We can't expect to immediately get back to the team that we were before the injuries, and this was a good start back. Hopefully we can do some damage in the FA cup now.