Kaiser Soze

R.I.P Dean. Thoughts and condolences to family and friends. Much more to life than football.

It's a pleasure chaps. As you will have noticed both my tips on here have romped home - I don't give many of them, but when I do you can be reasonably confident you won't be let down To those of you who know me, feel free to thank me in beer on match days.

I'd be interested if price was negotiable.

Six Wives - 2.40 Wolverhampton Thank me later

Just got back. Akon completely nailed it and stole the show. Lilly Allen was faultless and for a while I thought she was gonna drag me on stage as for a good part of it she genuinely couldn't keep her eyes off me

Week before last I won £400 on a football bet - spunked £300 of it in a gentlemans club and the remaining ton playing four hands of Black Jack in the Casino at 4.30am Good luck if you plan to park as all but one road to the venue will be closed, it's a bus shuttle service from town. If you donate just one of your tickets to me I will repay the favour by letting you park at my gaff.

Excellent read.

Scarface - my email is sfc_casual@hotmail.com Thanks.

Can i have both tickets please mate. I am not a full member so no access to PM's.

can I have your ticket?

I hope you do your ******** Stu and you can't afford the big weekend, thus donating the tickets to me.

If anyone has a ticket and they are looking to raise a few quid let me know, I'm very feckin ****ed off that they have put their two fingers up to me, having tolerated this sh1t hole for the last 15 years. What makes it worse is this town is littered with degenerates, and most of them have got tickets. They should roll out the red carpet for me, VIP treatment etc, they should consider it a privelage me living here, the fact I have been missed out is a national disgrace. I blame Moyes, the fat c u n t

I won £400 yesterday on a football bet but spent every penny of it in For Your Eyes Only last night

I don't condone anyone for smashing or thieving from our own stadium....BUT, in all fainress the club has robbed us all season...

You are fecking joking??? I live 2 miles away from the site and I didn't even get tickets. Priority to locals, my arse. It never rains, it fecking pours.

Preston, easily. Stayed in the pub for the first 40 minutes so missed us being 2-0 down, got in for free, then saw one of Saints best ever comebacks to win 3-2, with a last minute winner from DMG. Legged it on the pitch and got dragged out with seconds left. Drove to Blackpool and got hammered all night. Amazing weekend.

edit - both for crap performances but also for over zelous policing that completely ruined both trips.

Swansea followed by Bristol City.

"Always look on the bright side of life..."

He said on a tv interview, "we need a miracle now" - well I agree...however being so defeatist is hardly going to inspire the players. He needs to inject confidence & belief if we have any chance of getting out of this, a statement like that and the players are just going to fold. Nigel Pearson's Leciester getting promoted yesterday rubbed salt in the wound. Why the hell did we replace him with two dutch idiots who might as well be the f//king chuckle brothers?? Crazy decision, and made by Lowe because he is so arrogant he couldn't bear to see someone elses appointment be a success. Lowe got us relegated to the Championship due to lack of investment and poor managerial decisions in Wigley & Redknapp, he's now got us relegated to League 1 with the ridiculous dutch experiment...his head should roll for what he has done to this football club.

What time did the Norwich game kick off?

If/When we go down the following will be new grounds for me: Peterborough (if they don't go up) MK Dons Tranmere S****horpe Oldham Huddersfield Bristol Rovers Stockport Colchester (went to their other dump before they changed) Walsall Leyton Orient Yeovil Hartlepool Carlisle Then four out of a possible ten: Brentford Wycombe Exeter Rochdale Bury Gillingham Chesterfield Sherwsbury Bradford Dag & Red Out of the above ten, I like the look of Dag & Red, Chesterfield & Rochdale... Am currently on 55, so looking forward to adding a few more.... :-)

If we are down by then will we still sell out? Relegation party... :-) Half of me kinda hopes we are down by then so at least we will be spared 90 minutes of agony, we can concentrate on a f***ing good jolly instead :-) For what its worth I think we are good as down and the fat lady will be clearing her throat by 5pm tomorrow, I'd just prefer to get it over and done with sooner rather than later.... just hope the league doesn't throw the book at us and we start next season on a deficit of minus 10 (or more), or we could soon be fighting for our lives in League Two :-(

Why doesn't he write on here anymore?

edit - sorry 3 games left, 9 points to play for...