Kaiser Soze

Count me in.

I had Blackpool, Norwich & Charlton relegated.

If we need to raise cash I think we should take a leaf out of Darlington's book: http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11662_5018590,00.html

Apologies for the mental goal celebration. Great performance, it could have seven or eight.

I like Eastenders but I completely switched off after five minutes yesterday. The whole programme was a farce. Who gives a feck about friggin Patrick and his sham of a family, to bring up story lines from over 50 years ago is ludicrous and desperate. The script writers should be shot. If they have anymore black attack episodes like yesterday I can't say I will be watching it for much longer. Political correctness gone mad.

Four clubs in League One have had points deductions - Rotherham, Luton, Bournmouth & Darlington - it's turned the whole league into a bit of sham IMO.

B0ll0cks. I took a serious hammering tonight.

Put your last pound on Real beating Liverpool tomorrow. I fecking am. You can thank me later.

Being banned from hampshire.

I can't advise you on a job but I can advise you on how to win some hard tax-free cash. Lump on everything you've got on Real Madrid to beat Liverpool on Wednesday. Real are at home, they have won their last nine and Liverpool under Benitez are dropping like a stone. Rafa's outburst and well publicised contract haggling have cost the club dear in the league and it's going to cost them dear in the CL also. I watched Real yesterday and they were CLASS. Unbelievably they are an average price of 11/10 / 5/4 ish price to beat Rafa's crap on Wednesday, in my opinion that is a licence to print money. I plan to wedge heavily on it. You can thank me later.

In my student days I used to smoke in bed, first thing in the morning and last thing at night. I often couldn't be arsed to reach for an ash tray so the ash and fagbut used to go in anything that was deemed appropriate, such a mug or yoghurt pot. The duvet was covered in fag burns, so much so that I ended up throwing it out. I especially enjoyed the "after sex" smoke in bed, very satisfying. Nowadays I'm far more considerate and my house is impeccable, although I still cant resist nipping out for a smoke last thing at night and first thing in the morning.

On days off I don't get up before 2pm. I had a day off the week before last and I didn't fester out of bed til 4pm, and that was only to have a fag and a cup of tea. I love it.

Good effort to all involved. Quick point - what the hell is Kelvin Davis doing on there? He might have had a good season but to suggest he has been one of our best four ever keepers is ridiculous.

TDD - I had a word with one of their coppers and was told the vast numbers they deployed was due to their 'intelligence' - it's far from the norm

Complete policing overkill - rescources drafted in from Wales, the Midlands and Yeovil, it seems our intelligence made a complete balls-up (again) and wasted yet more thousands of pounds of tax-payers money. There were literally hundreds of them, all clobbered up in riot gear like they were expecting world war three. I've got a feeling the head of the Saints intelligence unit is in for a b0ll0cking Monday morning as they were had prepared themself for a risk that was far from present. I was one of the few penned in after the game, hadn't done f//k all wrong but were held back against our wishes and then marched all the way back to the train station. Going to football these days gives the authorities the right to treat you like a ***** it seems.

Davis was MOTM, had it not been for him we would have been out of sight by half time. We could have quite conceivably lost by five or six. Officiating was a disgrace, never a penalty, and the first goal looked miles offside. We can't defend for sh1t, Perry had a decent game but Skacel and James were getting skinned all afternoon. We are giving ourself too much to do by being completely out of out depth at the back. Euell had a decent game, Perry deserves a mention, Davis was class, but that aside the rest were dogsh1t. Surman, Wotton & Schneirderlin were particularly bad. Likewise Lloyd James, how he gets in the team amazes me, for the second goal he had 10 yards on their player and he was STILL skinned... The atmosphere was flat, however when you see the football club you live and breath capitulate in front of your very eyes it's difficult to get behind them. The players have to earn their support - for large parts of yesterday there was no passion, no commitment, no motivation, so why should we get behind them?? I'll give everything I've got to support the lads but half of you thinks "what's the f//king point?" when visibily most of them don't give a f//k.. Complete policing overkill - rescources drafted in from Wales, the Midlands and Yeovil, it seems our intelligence made a complete balls-up (again) and wasted yet more thousands of pounds of tax-payers money. There were literally hundreds of them, all clobbered up in riot gear like they were expecting world war three. I've got a feeling the head of the Saints intelligence unit is in for a b0ll0cking Monday morning as they were had prepared themself for a risk that was far from present. I was one of the few penned in after the game, hadn't done f//k all wrong but were held back against our wishes and then marched all the way back to the train station. Going to football these days gives the authorities the right to treat you like a ***** it seems. On a final point decent coverage on the Championship this morning, but what the f//k was that commentator all about??

Wotte, if you're reading this you are a T0SSER.

Here's my idea: -Get p1ssed, watching Saints sober is intolerable IMO -We need points and fast so watch the team and get behind the lads -If things go from bad to worse and beyond the point of no return, cause mayhem, absolute mayhem, enough to cause national exposure -Get p1ssed and drown your sorrows simple and easy and a win-win situation, we either get the points(s) or we cause enough disruption to make Lowe, Wilde et al positions untenable.

A word of warning if you do walk makesure you know where you're going, I walked back last year (midweek) but got lost and missed my last train back, resulting in a night stranded in Bristol.

Bloody ell this forum is far too politically correct, stop taking yourselves so seriously

Edit: should read 'the whole team were in town on FRIDAY'

The whole team were in town on Saturday drinking in Buddah Bar. They had their own VIP section however most were mingling with the regular punters outside of that. They were lauding up, necking champayne, clearly trying to show off their status and wealth to anyone that actually cared. A few lads had some very strong words, Lallana in particular was singled out as he was propping up the bar, someone in his fortunate position should take it on the chin however he didn't and started to sob. McGoldrick tried to come to his rescue but he also was soon put in his place. Things did eventually calm down and McG got a round of drinks in. The players need to realise that alot people care passionately about this football club and they have a responsibility to a) give everything they've got when on the pitch, and b) behave when off it. Neither have been happening of late and I applaud the lads in question for having a go and not holding back. I don't know anything about the alleged later incident involving BWP and McG however can vouch for the fact they were both in the area on Fri night.

All the players bar none were out on the p1ss last night in in town, lashing it up without a care in the world. A few lads who live and breath this football club had some words and put them very much in place. Understandably they didn't hold back. Rightly or wrongly Lallana was reduced to tears.

Gordan Strachan in my lifetime

Is the game in doubt? Snow in the south east is likely to fall heavily until Friday at least...