Saint_Ash

No one would be talking about it at all, who would care if he signed for another team?

Didn't he f*** his dog whilst petting his wife?

I thought the latter as Bertrand performed admirably there last season and seems like Puel likes a good 3-5-2.

5th it is then before we see the Bra strip.

Where's Windows, I need another "I told you so".

The holes in the neck of the shirt has been coloured in white, badly, for some reason as well.

Oh yeah, sorry. Must be his replacement then.

I think the Jordan Amavi from villa could have legs. Came through Nice with Puel and was playing well at Villa until his injury (which also means he had no bearing on Villa's relegation before people start spouting that) when Black was there so they both know him. Villa bought him for £9m I think. Excellent back up to Bertie?

Didn't know Noel Fielding was part of the team.

I'm looking forward to seeing him play and singing "You're just a sh1t Andy Carroll"

Depends whether JRod will player there or not if we have Long, Pelle, Austin coming through the middle. We definitely need some additional pace though now that Mane has gone.

What is this man? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1303565/Michael-Gove-captured-camera-clapping-hilarious-way.html

Ahh, if they get a month off then he'll be back next week.

Probably know that Shanghai will pay £50m or something if they want players. That is ridiculous money for Ighalo, also turned down something like £25m for Deeney.

The red and white one would be better without the white bra at the top

I think I've seen Clasie but not no VvD. Where is he?

Pepe's interceptions and last ditch tackles are pretty good I must say. One of those players you hate unless he's on your team.

Saggy Nagy from Hungary? http://talksport.com/football/southampton-transfer-news-saints-set-beat-leicester-signing-hungary-euro-2016-star

Love it. Portugal are in the semis due to their defence. Ronaldo has done eff all.

I just jumped on that as well. Over 2.5 goals is virtually evens so a tenner on that as well.

That Renato Sanches is some player for an 18 year old. Moving from benfica to bayern after the euros. Man wanted him and dallied for too long.

A lot of mouth breathers on this forum today.

According to the gospel of Google he's only on about £25k a week.