Ash

Brush your teeth you gap toothed mong. I have never seen as many yellow teeth as when I am in Derby. Truly, you live in England's arsehole. And your team is ****.

Just got in, great game, loads of fun. Derby were poor but I cannot remember the last time I saw us play so well. Each player was good today but Schneiderlin (sp?) and Lallana stuck out for me. All the jerks who moaned about Kelvin Davis the other week should be eating their words tonight, he made a cracking save just before half time to keep the score at 0-0. Saints fans were in good voice too, well done boys!

Not that I have any desire to attend the beach part but surely a man like yourself can appreciate that it takes all sorts and some people may enjoy the ghey happy clappy ******** and it doesn't hurt anybody there is no harm in it whatsoever. Dork. I remember it well, the line went "here at Pride Park we don't do Mexican waves, we make noise" which was followed by the lamest cheer I have ever heard. Shortly followed by "We are Derby, Super Derby etc. etc" which was followed by "One song, you've only got... etc. etc." which was in turn followed by "We are Derby, blah blah blah" I ****ing hated them that night and I still hate them now, I would love it, LOVE IT, if we beat them now. LOVE IT. P.S Does anybody know what colour we are wearing on Saturday?

What makes you think that he won't change things? Have you noticed something in his three competitive games which suggests he only has one plan or have you looked at his record at previous clubs?

Does anybody have any ideas for parking? Last time my old man went to Ikea whilst I went to the football but I don't think he will be so keen this time so I will have to drive myself I'm really looking forward to this game, I would give a nut to get revenge against all those faggy bastards who were taunting the saints fans from behind a line of policeman.

She is an ignorant **** and I ****ing hate her. The fact that you find her idiocy endearing says an awful lot about you.

The don't call me the white Shaft for no reason. Not especially. Not in the slightest.

I think that 95% of that story is made up ********, next you'll be telling the one about a Muslim lady who was being rude in a queue only for some halfwit to chirp up, racially stereotype her and offer to drive her to the airport. A load of ****ty ********.

Oh noes! At least I capitalised the start of the sentence and put some punctuation at the end. Webtard.

The guy at Cardiff last week was a fatty as well, if he was as fit as me he would have seem that the Cardiff winner never crossed the line. These guys are professional now and are compensated amply for their work, is it too much to ask that they stay trim?

I can see you have a well debated and balanced opinion on the subject, nobody is suggesting that we stick people from the forum in the squad but believe it or not there is a middle ground between forum members and Polish internationals on in excess of 10k a week. We have no money and are in debt to several parties, the bank in particular is owed a great deal of money. Rasiak is on an awful lot of money a week which we cannot afford. It is not complacency (at least not on my part), I do not think we can sell Rasiak and still walk this league. Surely you are the complacent one, thinking we can continue to live in the red with no consequences. Believe it or not Rupert Lowe doesn't want to guarantee a long struggle for survival. The best we can hope for is the kids turning out to be world beaters but if we end up getting relegated then so be it, I would rather be relegated and still be in existence. Oh, and I hope McGoldrick scores a **** load and is sold for a **** load. We can stick Jamie White in afterward and repeat the process.

Lolllzzz! That would be well funny!!!! How would I survive only being able to post on this forum twice a day! I guess I would have to immerse myself even further into the real world you tedious scrote. What about new members? Who is going to pay to post on a forum with no idea of whether or not they are going to get into it? Even worse than two!!!! Oh noes!!!! Lolzzzzzzzzz. Good point, how did Keith do it for free? Was he super rich and running it for ****s and giggles or has the price of the technology gone up up a great deal in the last eighteen months. P.S, forgive my long and tedious post, I would have split it into more easily ignored small segments but I am saving my last post to call alpine_saint a tedious mong on the main board.

Surely even the most deluded of people can see that the continued existence of the football club should take priority over our striking options. You simply have to be taking the ****, either that, and I'm not saying this in a name calling way, or you are genuinely one of the thickest individuals around.

She came into the record label where I used to work with one of her ex-boyfriends who was in some ****e indie band. She looked rough as arseholes and her boyfriend was being a dork because I had never heard of the band he was in, he even exclaimed "but we've been on Radio One" I have no idea why he cared about whether or not I had heard of his band, either way they were a pair of ****s.

I hate you.

Don't listen to this Al, fight the power. You are legally in the right, the size of the company or the expertise of their legal department should not intimidate you into settling for any less than you deserve. P.S, do keep us up to date on you progress, I will be very interested to see how you get on.

My hating Derby is akin to racism? That is pretty stupid. How very, very patronising. I agree with you, it is only football pantomime hate. I do not genuinely loathe them in the same way I hate racists or patronising sods but I do still hate Derby, when I think about the their fans behavior that night or Bywater's behavior I cannot do anything but "hate" them. I guess this makes me sad and irrational

I get all welled up over stupid things, I have come close crying because of football on numerous occasions. After the Sheffield United game a full grown man holding back the tears almost set me off and it is a good job it was raining so heavily at the Derby play off game. I cried like a baby when my dog died a few years ago, along with my father and brother (they cried with me, they did not die with the dog). A few years ago I was playing a Blüthner piano alone in a church and the sheer beauty of the instrument almost brought me to tears. I guess I am a massive, massive quender.

I have said it before and I will inevitably waste more of my daily allowance on it again, but what is wrong with not paying to access an internet forum? It doesn't make one cheap or any such thing, maybe it gives us some perspective. I certainly wouldn't accuse people who pay to talk to people online sad, or socially lacking. I just cannot help but think, and I think the first week on the new forum has backed this up, that an internet community is enhanced by its all encompassing basis and the forum will end up missing out as a result of old posters who have decided not to pay or new people who decide not to pay for something which they have no idea about the quality.

It is a sign of how immature I am that the highlight of the game for me was the way in which Wright-Phillips dealt with the stick the Cardiff fans were giving him, good to see. We played really well for spells in the first half but we were undone the same way we always tend to be. A lot of positives from the day, great turn out from the saints supporters and the conditions today didn't really suit our total/sexy football. Only negative things were nearly every Welshman I encountered was a complete ****splash and Arriva trains deserve a medal for running a train from Ninian Park every thirty minutes and putting only two carriages on when the train platforms are overflowing with people waiting to get home, bunch of dorks. Does anybody know where Mark Wotte was watching the game from? There was a guy who looked an awful lot like him at the back of the seating section, he left about five minutes from the end and got straight on his mobile. I assume it wasn't him but resemblance was uncanny.

Is that like the first ammendment or the fruit? My point was your debate didn't seem grounded in discussion but in "oneupmanship" thereby I decreed that you were a dribbling cretin; an assessment I stick by. ********.

Amen brother. Why do people insist on trying to get one up on each other all the frigging time? It is tedious beyond belief you dribbling cretin, shut the fudge up.

It is nice to see you are giving him a chance though, who cares that he hasn't appeared in one competitive game yet! As for Svensson, I still find it hard to believe he is back and find it harder to believe that he will remain fit for any prolonged period of time. I would love to see him staying reasonably fit for the whole season, he has to be worth ten extra points alone.

I will be there +1 other. Going down on Friday night and staying over as it is my first visit to Wales and I want to soak up the culture. Any tips?

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