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But they are playing against lower league opposition. I mean look at us. Playing none-league Luton and only er... 18,000 turn up. Phew FT.

Best on for Coventry at Fratton... wonder if he can 'do a Dyer'

There've been a few thrashings dished out this season. The U's beatting Norwich 7-1 on the opening day. Rangers managed the same score against Dundee Utd and of course there was the 9-1 at Spurs.

Who came on? I'm guessing we've gone 4-5-1 with Waigo on the right?

Nooooooooooooooooooo... please. We should be telling them to wake up and take teams like Luton to the cleaners. Sitting back, defending a 1-0 lead and hoofing it up to Lambert is a) Asking for trouble b) Terrible to watch. c) Far from playing to our strengths d) Bad for moral, especially if we let one in.

You have to feel sorry for the Luton fans. They live in Luton.

Not as annoying as last season, when we conceded every time I breathed out.

Cov 1-0 up.

SSN: "A decent save by Westwood at Fratton" Are they that desperate for players?

Pinnacle were going to build the worlds fastest rollercoaster, but the Premier League wouldn't let them.

Then paint them red. Would look good against the white background and would give SMS a bit more of a stand-out identity compared to other "flat-pack" stadiums. Any photoshop wizzards out there?

They promised a log flume, but actually they were secretly planning to build a set of swings and a see-saw.

We could just make it every night at 8pm, then whoever is around can join in. I'm here today but working tomorrow night.

Wow, this year's Village People reunion was a bit disappointing.

E.T. Phone Home

Wouldn't be in the JPT.

If we don't get promoted and won the FA Cup, next season we could win the sextuple. League 1 FA Cup League Cup JPT Community Shield Europa League Or if we didn't get promoted that season, we could win the septuple the next year with the European Super Cup.

Feckin' 'ell. You'd have to average 85mph to do that. With all the round abouts, junctions, traffic, city driving etc, you must drive about 120 on the motorway.

Can't think of any major facilities SMS is really missing. However, I think we should add a log flume to the stadium. Even Barcelona don't have that.

Same. Guess I'm luckier.

1 on 1 HQ... er...

I'll host it, but there's only two left at the mo. 10 minute break for all...

Baj keeps attacking me from behind. No fair.

Team effort.

10-4. Be along in 7 minutes, 47 seconds. Just finishing dinner.