SuperMikey

Carlo, a repeat performance of today would be fantastic for the FA Cup Final please, the skates need a reality check. If Martinez doesn't get sacked now, there is literally no hope for Wigan. Performances like that, albeit against the rampant champions, will get them relegated in the same style as P*mpey next season. They've outstayed their welcome in the Prem too, their attendances are almost as bad as the Skates'.

toilet

Goals galore! Arsenal 4-0 up against Fulham Chelsea 8-0 up against Wigan Man Utd 4-0 up against Stoke Burnley 4-2 up against Spurs Might have to watch MOTD tonight! Congratulations are in order to Chelsea as well, they've been great this season. With a few more signings in the window they can win the CL next year imo.

Looks like he'd do well alongside Fonte, very cultured. Thanks for the videos, I searched yesterday but there wasn't really anything up there apart from some shoddy mobile phone footage...

Jeff Stelling makes me lol every time. Got to say, i'm not an England fan, but I do like that advert a lot, it's very good.

ado

We sell them where I work (Boots). You need to shop around a bit more mate.

too

I thought they said 'footballing', but either way that's pretty bloody spectacular. Well done Sir Rickie!

This.

Well, ended up with 6/12 right. 50% ain't too bad, but it is when you've got an accumulator bet on!

Johnstone's

Markus was at my house watching the Blackpool vs Forest game, then we went for a nice walk in the countryside. HTH

All of whom pale in comparison to Pardew. Don't know what my reaction towards ML and NC would be if they sacked him, after all, they brought back our club from the brink of extinction. On the other hand though, Pards has built something really special here, and to chuck it away now would be stupid.

unblemished

10000000000000000000000% yes. NC will be making a massive mistake if he sacks Pardew. Best manager we've had since Strachan.

So it's a welsh word then?

cervical (sorry, was the first thing that popped into my mind )

Cold

siege

Yeah, cheers mate, you too. Lay off the burgers and beer for the summer and you ought to be good for pre-season!

Matter of opinion

It was meant to be a play on words

The wonders of modern medicine Don't worry, won't keep you on tenderhooks all week, will post an update on Monday to say how I got on

Martin certainly sounds like a very exciting prospect, I have to admit that when we signed him I thought he'd be another Molyneux/Pulis character, hyped up and then spend the rest of his Saints career in the reserves, but he's come into the team and done fantastically well in the two games he's played in. With Jaidi getting on a bit and Seabourne not 100% there yet, Martin could well see himself as first choice CB with Fonte next season. OC sounds good as well, but he should be loaned out to a team in this division next season imo, he needs to get some valuable game time under his belt, and to do it at this level would mean a steeper learning curve but a better one. Same with McNish and Gobern.