SuperMikey

Saw him play a couple of times in pre-season. Awful, absolutely awful. He can't pass, his touch is awful, he can't tackle...he's just diabolical. The sooner we get shot of him, the better.

I haven't seen the film (I have the DVD in my 'to watch' pile), but in the book Oskar is actually a pretty dark character. He dreams of being a serial killer and has a fascination with knives and other weaponry. The film probably glosses over this a bit to focus on the relationship between him and Eli. I was also disappointed to hear that Hakan isn't in the film as much as he is in the book, because I felt that his sub-plot was what really drove on the second half of the story. I'd also loved to have seen the scene with him and Tommy (who was also left out of the film I believe?) in the basement, although it'd probably scare the sh*t out of me as well! That scene, if done properly, could really be horrifying, and i'm sure that a Hollywood studio would make sure that such a well written horror scene would be included in the film.

I'm Jillsaint in disguise.

He is such a f*cking gimp. Hopefully we can get shot of him in this window.

I've read the book as well, and I believe that it was originally written in Swedish but it's been translated into loads and loads of different languages. According to Wikipedia:

I've lost faith in teh innernetz

Oh come on, it's not like every dog is a f*cking serial killer. There are 'evil' dogs in the same way that there are 'evil' people amongst other animals and species. Most dogs are lovely, friendly, and good fun. I'm yet to meet a cat that I actually like. I find them to be ungrateful little bastards. What have you got against dogs anyway Jilly?

Bet you searched pussy instead of cat. That's cheating! :wink:

I made a snowlady with bewbs and everything, only for the little sh*t across the road to smash it to bits with a spade. This country...

Chilled dog sh*t is a great snack. It's kind of like a mars bar, but cold on the outside and warm on the inside.

Suggested him a while back (if you look at the HCDAJFU's on the front page). He would be quality I think, he's got experience but he's not past it and in his prime he was one of the best English strikers out there.

I'm just down the road from you in Hartley Wintney. From the looks of the roads, I don't think you'll be going anywhere fast! Motorways will be cleared overnight though, and early in the morning, so once you get on there you ought to be alright.

Because they were both skates?

Different types of centre back tbh. Thomas is more of a clogger, bit of a brute in the air and more of a physical presence, whereas Perry is a bit more of a hounder in that he pressures strikers and isn't afraid to get stuck in with a tackle. Chalk and cheese in centre back terms.

Good point, maybe Gillet will be involved in the deal somehow. Although, with reported interest from West Brom and Cardiff, we might have a hard time persuading him to drop down a league when he could be at a couple of clubs potentially looking at Prem football next season.

Would it not be slightly more efficient to just post whatever is going round via PM in a post on here? :confused: If not, can I have a PM too please?

Really not enthused about this, I really firmly believe that there are far better options out there. Pericard is just slow as f*ck, his touch is awful and he's only scored something like 21 goals in his entire career. At age 27, that's pretty p*ss poor. I'm willing to be proved wrong though, so if AP can motivate Pericard to start scoring goals regularly and becoming a good team player, then I would be willing to eat a big ol' slice of humble pie. Or perhaps AP could give me a contract? I'm 6'4, maybe I CDAJFU?

Even Chelsea's head scout admitted using it to scout for young talent. I must say, it's a good tool. Most of the players have their ability controlled by fans, so it's representative of actual opinion, rather than just random numbers assigned to players.

I now realise this, and I can only apologise unreservedly for my mistake. I thought he meant HCDAJFU. I now realise that I am indeed a very silly little boy

If Freddy Adu leaves Benfica for League One, I will wear a P*mpey shirt for a year without taking it off.

I assume you mean HCDAJFU, in which case: He Could Do A Job For Us

Have you ever thought about a career in sports journalism?

Is it that obvious? No, but perhaps that could be a career path to move down in the future. Ever thought about being a career advisor? He would be great, especially if we were to lose one of our key central midfielders in the near future. Definitely could be a key player for years to come.

That also says his middle name is Leslie. I apologise if it's actually his name, but someone is obviously taking the p*ss here!