Hatch

Has someone got a valid NUS card that I could borrow?

On The Bus

Where do all the attractive girls sit at SMS? Maybe we could list seat numbers and put them all on a seat plan

This is what happens when you get lots of modern day equipment like cars going to places like the IOW.

yeah, we know it's him, but whats the answer?

Luckily, my house, my place of work and the shops tend to be in exactly the same place every day, therefore I do not need a sat nav to direct me home every night.

i just get 'loading' as well

Wouldn't surprise me if most footballers get paid to offshore companies, including a lot of our team.

effing stupid. His whole life now screwed over one flippant comment.

no.

I don't even know where Bury is, would anyone miss it?

Clearly not right or fair, but surely we would all do the same given the opportunity. 1% tax or 50% tax ...you choose. No Brainer.

I don't get it.

Gerrard our best player for me. Rooney was rubbish.

I think I'm in the third pic in the OP

Surrey Batsman Tim Maynard killed by a tube train today , aged just 23. RIP

nothing to worry about, a crap QPR were 2-1 up for a while in their last home game,

At least we can concentrate on the cups

No way, i thought someone made it all up at one minute to nine tomorrow morning

No big deal really, just so they can put his name on the letterhead when we write to the Argies telling them to f**k off

Arry Likely to kill himself soon, if you interpret todays reports in The Sun. Redknapp quoted as saying 'I won't split my throat over it' so as everything he says is a lie, we can take it the opposite will happen.

something about being there to play football , not just have a sing song. He was really pi%%ed off

Well said Roy Keane

I'll reserve judgement until i find out what they were singing, it was probably some song about how murderous the English are.

The shame