Hatch

bizarre indeed. Will never happen anyway, one of the them will get 'injured'

The Queen

Is there a video for the sustainability award at the geotechnical engineering awards?

I'll be in the car park at 12 if anyone wants to join me. If someone brings a record player for the music, i've already got sausages on sticks and a bottle of fizzy pop.

Crawley were only 7/2 at the start of the season.....****ingell they were skinny odds.

potential signings show their skills, and the best on the clap-o-meter gets signed up.

I was in that pub , The Nags Head yesterday, saw no smurfs them , lots of fit birds though.

hardly registers any more. I could name all the winners from 1970 to about 1989. I havent got a clue who won it last year.

Man City will clearly buy a sh!t load more players this summer , but not be able to move any on due to their stupidly high salaries. Could be 3 or 4 of them we could take a look at and all funded by Man City Adam Johnson for one.

you make Messi look tight

Was he just a spy or a pen pusher? Either way its all bo!!ocks, he died in a sex game gone wrong. Like Hutchence, like Milligan.

Probably. If they were staying in a room in full view of where I was.

Reading at home.

Can't moan about someone doing something that I have done myself in the past.

Just seems like a sexual weirdo who paid some rent boy to lock him up in bag and sod off.

Could just be a restaurant in town somewhere?

I'm going to start a 'song for Michu' thread later today

I love watching Lallana charging down the wing being overtaken by a Toyota Yaris

32 Doni 06 Aurelio 16 Coates 34 Kelly 37 Skrtel 11 Maxi 14 Henderson 20 Spearing 33 Shelvey 09 Carroll 18 Kuyt I know they have a cup final on Saturday, but that team is really shocking. They should be a big enough team to be able to field a decent strength '2nd' eleven.

what!

Yates Tesco ONeills. Came close to breaking my 'pints in a day' record.

Coriander Lounge sounds like a place for freaks and ****s anyway.

ha ha ha ha ha ha suck on that Redknapp , you twitchy ****

I would love to see this . Manchester United v Southampton Crawley Town v Portsmouth

tedious