Hatch

you make Messi look tight

Was he just a spy or a pen pusher? Either way its all bo!!ocks, he died in a sex game gone wrong. Like Hutchence, like Milligan.

Probably. If they were staying in a room in full view of where I was.

Reading at home.

Can't moan about someone doing something that I have done myself in the past.

Just seems like a sexual weirdo who paid some rent boy to lock him up in bag and sod off.

Could just be a restaurant in town somewhere?

I'm going to start a 'song for Michu' thread later today

I love watching Lallana charging down the wing being overtaken by a Toyota Yaris

32 Doni 06 Aurelio 16 Coates 34 Kelly 37 Skrtel 11 Maxi 14 Henderson 20 Spearing 33 Shelvey 09 Carroll 18 Kuyt I know they have a cup final on Saturday, but that team is really shocking. They should be a big enough team to be able to field a decent strength '2nd' eleven.

what!

Yates Tesco ONeills. Came close to breaking my 'pints in a day' record.

Coriander Lounge sounds like a place for freaks and ****s anyway.

ha ha ha ha ha ha suck on that Redknapp , you twitchy ****

I would love to see this . Manchester United v Southampton Crawley Town v Portsmouth

tedious

That makes Di Matteo a shoe in for the Chelsea job ( so that Roman can easily sack him next summer to get Pep in)

weirdo

Bilbao, because Madrid can't even spell Athletico properly.

I expect i will probably go for some good ol' Marks and Sparks boxer shorts and some One True Saxon socks. As for Jeans, I'll probably wear my Edwin jeans (rolled up of course) Lacoste or Ralph Polo (All buttons done up of course) With all this rainy weather about, I'd be mental to wear anything other than my Barbour Cagoule.

I'm new. Please be nice to me.

3,723,244 views at about 1 min per view ( conservative ) = over 7 years of man hours

Tried again using IE as I didn't get a confirmation using Chrome. All the fields were auto filled in already, the phone numbers had omitted the last digit so were wrong, and I still didn't get a confirmation email. Given up now, going to support Bournemouth instead.

i didn't get the message, just the road to nowhere image.

details not been recognised. Adkins OUT! EDIT : Done it now, I Think ended up with a picture of a road going nowhere. Prophetic or what!