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That makes Di Matteo a shoe in for the Chelsea job ( so that Roman can easily sack him next summer to get Pep in)

weirdo

Bilbao, because Madrid can't even spell Athletico properly.

I expect i will probably go for some good ol' Marks and Sparks boxer shorts and some One True Saxon socks. As for Jeans, I'll probably wear my Edwin jeans (rolled up of course) Lacoste or Ralph Polo (All buttons done up of course) With all this rainy weather about, I'd be mental to wear anything other than my Barbour Cagoule.

I'm new. Please be nice to me.

3,723,244 views at about 1 min per view ( conservative ) = over 7 years of man hours

Tried again using IE as I didn't get a confirmation using Chrome. All the fields were auto filled in already, the phone numbers had omitted the last digit so were wrong, and I still didn't get a confirmation email. Given up now, going to support Bournemouth instead.

i didn't get the message, just the road to nowhere image.

details not been recognised. Adkins OUT! EDIT : Done it now, I Think ended up with a picture of a road going nowhere. Prophetic or what!

As thats where I will be on Saturday, does any locals know the best pubs for watching the game Saturday. One where I preferably don't have to put up a fight to watch Saints rather than West Ham game.

Good job I chose Jubilee line this morning instead of Bakerloo.

I'll expect she was going to ask about 3 hours before kick off, rather than during the match.

We are England, We do what we want.

Bloke next to Jim Bowen... is that 'Bunny' from ill fated soap El dorado?

deleted - can't be arsed

Who is on SKY then? I'm hoping its Barnsley v Brighton

Skates have been doing this for years

They should include stewards, police and the unused subs amongst the final attendance figure as well. Really push the figures up.

It's an 'unwritten' rule. We have all done it though.

Has anyone explained the new poster initiation to you yet?

I'm not going, Coventry is not really a glamour game, with them being relegated n'all and no decent players in their team. Save my money for a top team.

would love to see them go down, not because I have a particular dislike to them , but to see a so called big club go down would be very amusing. Games away to Norwich and WBA and home to Spurs, they may not get another point.

He kneed Sanchez in the back when he thought no-one was looking, apart from the whole world that is. He is total scum .

bo!!ocks, this clashes with Miss Marple on ITV

Won enough last night on West Ham to pay for all my celebratory drinks on Saturday. And that will be a lot of drinks.