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The9 must be pooing himself... this is his life.

I don't want this expansion bo!!ox, it's not the Southampton I know and love.

Do they still do them for Premier League teams? Will I be able to get a full Saints set next season and do they still do shiny club badges ? ( although I did like the cottony material effect ones that I seem to remember they did one year) I quite fancy the idea of our back four stuck to my lap top cover.

This made me laugh

Did Dixon really play in the Premiership for us, I thought he was years before that.

I shall be wearing this on Saturday

rubbish episode last night I though. Not a good idea for a challenge, and to many 'managed' situations.

There should be a fans directive in Cortese programme notes at the first home game next season.

done

That's another thread. This is the 'draw' at Boro thread.

Two girls with one cup I believe.

We would be up by now if Pompey had gone bust like they should have done.

http://www.football-league.co.uk/play-offs/news/20120416/play-off-dates-confirmed_2293328_2695272 Just in case, well, you know, Championship 1st Leg 6 v 3 - Thursday 3rd May 2012, kick-off 7.45pm 1st Leg 5 v 4 - Friday 4th May 2012, kick-off 7.45pm 2nd Leg 3 v 6 - Monday 7th May 2012, kick-off 4.30pm 2nd Leg 4 v 5 - Wednesday 9th May 2012, kick-off 7.45pm The Final will take place at Wembley on Saturday 19th May 2012, with a 3pm kick-off.

£10 each way on the winner at 33-1 . Nice and Synchronised jumped about another 5 fences after AP fell off. Nobody made the horse do that.

I bought a fake severed arm from a joke shop, it was quite a realistic one. I put the engagement ring on one of the fingers and wrapped it up as a christmas present. When she opened it she initially didnt see the ring and just looked at me in disgust thinking that i was some sort of mentalist. I didnt say anything and she finally noticed the ring on the finger about 5 minutes later.. It was very funny and very unromantic. That was 7 years ago, we are getting divorced now.

Some people need to get out more. Football supporters drinking in a pub, whatever next !!!

He doesn't do anything. Waste of space.

Hardest race of the year to choose a winner, yet it's the race everyone bets on. Weird Logic.

it's ruler

What if the Champions League semi final was on the 15th and Liverpool were in it, (unlikely , i admit) , Would they play then? I bet UEFA will tell them to do one.

How did he get a ticket for the away end, Did he come in the 'bubble' ? Surely that is a offence that should result in at least a 12 month prison sentence.

I would expect our players to do exactly the same in that situation

The idiot who threw the bottle at the end is probably going to get a very rude awakening, considering what happened to the fence rattlers.

5 bookings for them today,,. is that an automatic fine or does that only apply in the Premier League?

Guly didn't want to know today. And for that reason, he can fook off and get the fook out. Pu$$y.