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That never happened, I repeat never happened. anyway, she asked for it, and the mobile phones photos are no proof, no matter how kinky they are.

I have taken an injunction to stop all my previous postings being revealed.

so is it 'official' or not, or is it just some kid set up one of them group thingys.

I feel Saintsweb may have shot itself in the foot here. I understand that there are plans for a new reality show set in Hampshire, based on the Only way is Essex and Big Fat Pikey Gypsies type shows. Deppo has been lined up to to be one of the leading stars, as the cameras follow him around as he sets about his daily business. Plenty of airtime had been set aside for 'action' shots of him at his computer trawling Saintsweb and adding his funnies. This would have thrown Saintsweb and it's user family into the nations hearts. Keith Chegwin to narrate.

Is this page a wind up, just reading some of the comments makes me run a mile. eg.. regarding the slogan.. 'any pompey fan wounldnt be able to work that out by them selfs it takes inteligants'

I don't even know what year 11 means!

I want to be a mod .

George Lawrence did not breed chickens, contrary to popular belief.

Next seasons home kit will be announced in October.

do not know what you are talking about, can you be more pacific?

Gordon Hobson once shat himself during a reserve match at The Dell.

This, so much this. This country has billions and billions and billions of acres of fields. Why do they need to even be on the road.

The meat for the burgers at St Marys only comes from English speaking cows.

Now the world is waking up to the ground breaking news that Deppo has died, where do we go from here.

Point taken. ps. how did you know. I thought I was discreet.

what a load of ****ing old bolloox. Its an internet forum FFS, if Deppo went around someones house and ****ged their wife and injected someone with aids, then he probably went to far. But banned for joking about...jeez Some people out there in internet land need to chill out a bit more.

The nets in the goals at St Marys were made using technology designed by NASA, so could in fact be used for a game on the moon.

Manny Andre%4%*8*88ski came round my house last week.

Time to drop KP. Useless bugger. Let him get back to Surrey and partying with his celeb mates.

I once ****ged a bird in someones front room once, while at the other side of the room, just 3 yards away, an ex-Saints & England player was ****ging her sister. Very odd night out.

and bras wouldn't fit.

referees and linesmen . as usual.

oh , and thanks to the Welsh FA and Northern Ireland FA for not backing us up. The Premier League and the FA should throw all the welsh clubs out of the league. Tossers.

Looks like the FA attempts to halt the election have been shouted down by the might of the FAs of Congo, Benin, Haiti, Cyprus and Fiji. We should know our place!!

must be a different Michael Owen, surely.