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My mate , a QPR fan, who knows a lot about the workings of the FA, reckons it's going to be a 15 point deduction.

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Don't think that will fit in your rucksack.

F.O

Probably a bit late to arrange a fly past with Spitfires and stuff, but maybe we could get the Queen Elizabeth to do a sail past.

one ticket anywhere ta. You also get a pint, a chance to meet me and maybe extras if you are good looking. ;-0

I think recent events over the last couple of weeks have also cost him any chance he had of the Man Utd job.

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They can do a quick drive around the pitch after the match on Saturday ( or Sunday)

The Play offs are brilliant. may not be fair, but everyone knows the rules before the season starts.

When will they announce the names of some of the 'stars'

rule 1

I thought he was a member of New Kids on the Block.

Am i the only one who doesn't have an effing clue who this Jordan Sibley character is?

Rupert Lowe has been found and shot by American forces.

Going up to Windsor to knock up some Scottish tart I met last week.

Cardiff are fukkkinh up my accy. Stupid baSTARDS.

Might have just thrown promotion away there

LOL, and going to be stolen by me and claimed as my own.

Scousers grieve everything. It's all they do.

Minutes silence already planned for Liverpools next match

Bin Laden Killed by bus crash on the moon

Anniversay of the death of Hitler on Saturday as well. Seems to be a crappy weekend for world nutters.

Rule 1 her topless on the beach.

Got 9/2 on Trump a few days ago. Worth a few quid if he wins.