Hatch

Nail. Head.

because they have to draw the line somewhere, and presumably in this case they have decided to have zero tolerance.

This.

on second thoughts, he wouldnt get in our squad.

at least you wont miss any goals

Beattie just ballsed up.

and future Saint , Torres is playing for CHelsea

Justin Fashanu - Suck

Morgan in to replace the crocked KP. Pretty good move to get Morgan in I reckon. Probably our best OD player.

This would suit Lambert the best.

Skins

Shilts - Tina

Crikey. Not like England to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat.

I've gone back over all the games we have played since he left. Predicted what teams he would have picked, what tactics, what set pieces were used, who took the throw ins, the timing of substitutions, what hotels were used before away games, what they had for lunch on Tuesdays and whether they players wore long or short sleeves. The answer was we would have one point less than we do now.

did you press submit by accident before you got to the joke bit?

Yes we did.

Did she get a percentage of the sell on fee?

I bet their wives/girlfriends read it. So , hello ladies! and if you're bored between 3 and 5 on a Saturday afternoon , PM me.

The mental challenge round was one of my favourite rounds on Krypton Factor

He is probably doing exactly what I would be doing in the same position.

another hat trick for Ronaldo tonight.

Rupert

Ireland going bloomin mental at the moment, OBrien 93 not out off 45 balls. England will lose unless they get him out.

Justin Fashanu

is could operor a officium nobis = HCDAJFU