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I understand that Chris Tarrant will host the half time entertainment on Saturday, he will list names and the next manager will be the one who gets the loudest mark on the clapometer.

Jonathan Hart and Jennifer Hart used to get themselves into all sorts of scrapes, and they managed to be succesful and win every single situation they got involved in every week. Could be them as a dream team

LOL can't be real. why would you video something like that then put it on the www.

KP really is a Grade A Winker

http://www.oddschecker.com/football/football-specials/southampton-specials/next-permanent-manager victor chandler or Skybet

WHy do people keep saying we need a manager with experience at this level, the plan is to say here for 5 minutes then move up. So surely we want a manager with Premier experience since thats where we are aiming at. I'm good at parking, but Ferrari wont employ me to get their F1 car out of the garage and then just let me carry on and drive the race. So IMO, the new manaager will not be an up and coming manager but an established name.

Bunions, quite sore apparently.

He really is a grade A tnuc. Hope he goes to prison.

They are quite dishy

It will have to be someone with the initials AP so that we don't have to spend out on new tracksuits.

Hope Powell. You heard it here first.

Beckham - player manager

Bob Bradley Slaven Bilic Alan Shearer Domenech ;-)

a bit confused on how the world number 9 , Casey, doesn't get in the squad as part of the world points list auto choices.

A porn star wife. That is one of my requirements though, rather than Corteses.

I'm sure Villa fans would be dancing in the streets of Birmngham if they thought they could get Pardew

Maradona Can he speak Italian after playing in Italy.. Him and Cortese could be the evil brothers team

Wifa

Only thing about this that surprises me is the timing. Has to be a new manager lined up already. Maybe Zola is a new signing, not the manager. All the West ham players said that he was the best player in training every day.

Please do, so I can PM them for photos and autographs...please please please Or am I one of them.

and he b.itches like a girl when someone else does it to him.

Poor Old Broady.

I can't see there being any play today.

only just over the line tbf .. http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/924391/The-three-balls-that-will-shake-world-of-cricket.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News

Got to be one of the weirdest tests of all time.