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Henri Lansbury

I like your christmas jumper

blimey, Dog, That's a massive penis you have.

can't complain about that.

seen in Reading apparently.............

I'm not even going to tell the missus the match is off, then I get a free whole day out on the ****. She'll never find out.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/surrey/8446647.stm

lol

Nice one.

in many Northern towns that would not be an expression but an actual answer

My mother uses the second expression. I have heard the expression 'Shanks pony' but had no idea in what context it would be used

Dogs stink, dog owners stink, dog owners houses stink. Don't give a flying one about cats. In fact, i hate anything furry that sh!ts everywhere.

Wonder how the 'sculptures' career went after this

Don't own dogs

Which manager would we go with?

White face , red hair. We resign Michael Svensonn

My igloo just collapsed.

I would, I imagine they can get 10 times more people into Alexandra Palace

we can alternate the seats in the new stadium, so it goes pompey supporter, saints supporter,pompey supporter etc etc. Bags I get the seat next to the bell ringer

The new team name has already been decided on in a previous thread a few years ago. Southmouth. It's a winner

Just seen myself on the Saints v Cov goals!!.. I haven't aged a day.

working from home tomorrow. Decision already made.

No contest for me. PDC wins on all aspects. In fact , the only area that the BDO wins on, is that Frimley Green is nearer my home than Ally Pally.

I was directly behind that Golac goal. I'm sure the ball would still be travelling if the net hadn't stopped it

Father Christmas