Hatch

I can't remember what phone I had 5 years ago , never mind 15 years ago.

nope not me, and I haven't forwarded it to my mates either. Or others in the office.

Sorry bout that, Did try and shut her up.

Massive anti climax, predictable questions, predictable answers, predicable reactions. Should have been much harder hitting.

Tickets just turned up, I have got tail gate tickets as well. Now I just have to find out what that entails!

They fry your brain

Sun 1pm on ITV

We can have as much sensible discussion as we like about it, Only the ****ing stupid will vote BNP anyway , and all that will just be based on hearing a few soundbites, not the underlying facts. In fact, he is more likely to get extra votes by appearing on jeremy Kyle.

I thought they had been on strike for the last two months anyway, judging on how infrequently we get any mail.

When is the return fixture?

the problem with giving her the job, is that if it all goes tits up (so to speak) then it will be a nightmare to sack her..

Ulrich Van Gobbel is running away and still running.

smells a bit fishy to me.

56 days delivery is just fine. It will come just before Christmas, makes a lovely present for the wife.

Does the fella pictured post on here? Also, I bet he didn't think his photo would be on the Beeb website when he woke up this morning. I wonder what his job is, maybe a copper!

Done, I can add it to my Coca Cola free glasses, my McDonalds free glasses , my Buxtons free glasses and my Carling free glass.

Only 17,000 turned up last night. Maybe thats why Gibson sacked him. The punters don't like the football they are getting.

Rumbelows Woolworths Bejam Our Price

I love the way people use the term 'grass' to try and make them seem like some sort of super villain. 'I knew the Krays, never hurt their own, always kind to grannies, blah blah blah.....bull****.'

My wifes tits

legendary

Boyzone

'Arry leading Spurs onwards and upwards to European and World Domination.

I can only see Tranny used in a good light here. Even the first post said 'quality' , which is an endorsement, surely?