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I'm surprised you are unaware, Britains favourite celebrity couple, Footballer Wayne and TV presenter Colleen have had a baby boy, Kai. There will be dancing in the streets of Toxteth tonight.

to Wayne and Colleen.

very brave of that woman to bare her soul and waive her rights to anonymity in yesterdays NotW. I'm sure she donated all 100% of her fee to some battered womans hostel/charity, although I never saw it mentioned anywhere.

OK cheers, now I just need to invent something to complain about.

How do I go about complaining about the BBC Trust?

It says a lot about F1 , when the highlight was one car being quite close to another car for about 2 laps.

'Plenty' is the right word

2nd time. Shuold be used to it by now

Death by Cop. I'd run around shooting and killing chav scum, paedos, serial offenders, murderers etc until the cops were forced to kill me. Die a hero.

plus one. For every 100 touches of the ball he gets , 3 are good and about 80 end up with the opposition getting the ball next.

Good luck to any 'warden' trying to stop me taking the kids to the park.

Depends on the bridge , I suppose. There must be some spectacular ones, over ravines and waterfalls etc in South America or Africa.

I've seen him play, he couldn't have assaulted anyone.

And those that are from the countryside?

Anyone held up in traffic should do what that fella in Japan did and go and push the tnuc off.

makes me upset to read all those names that have graced our club, and then to think about all the **** that have played for us over the last 4 or 5 years.

Start next season on -10, so will go down again....LOL.

I blame Derren Brown.

I couldnt look at it for more than 2 seconds due to the background picture, what are people signing up for?

I have that book. (not that version anyway! but a similar one) In fact I have loads of those ladybird books, are they worth anything.

I'd let her rape me.

and about 35 titles with Rangers

Steve Williams Danny Wallace Mick Channon

Hertfordonian would be my guess.

can you check history of sold items? I have something to sell and want to see how much it has sold for before , if at all?