Hatch

What am I supposed to be looking at?

The Chuckle Brothers. Paul had first go, Barry sloppy seconds.

Durham 439 ao Hanst 74-2

Can I choose the option, it never happened, she has made this up to get sympathy from the press/ public with a custody battle coming up.

Whats the deal with TV coverage this year... is there no Monday night games?

I bet he has said 'fukcing Italians' more than once today.

But no-one rots in their cells anymore. 3 meals a day, TVs, Computer games, pool tables etc etc. Some have a better life than what they left behind.

Think he is doing extra paper rounds , trying to raise cash to pay the bills.

LOL at Brian Potter from Phoenix nights being in there.

Just checked back thru my statements, I backed Alonso to win that race and won £150!! I love renault...

My , in-the-know, QPR supporting mate thinks he is leaving QPR as well...

Dean Richards is looking for work.

But how many crimes/murders would be prevented due to the death penalty being a deterrent. Impossible to answer, but even few saved lives would mean it would be worth it.

Splashdown 4.30 yarmouth

Need Ponty to fill us in on the details...

I'd love the job of an Executioner. It wouldn't bother me emotionally one iota.

Ben Dover

H from Steps

Use the spares for Christmas presents.

Thats really impressive. Good idea as well. Would have been better without that ***** in the light suit stood there though.

Glad he did suffer, hope they botch it again next week, and the week after , and the week after........

I was the bloke who raped Jordan. So was my mate.

Dimi has come and gone

Probably stolen, should have called the Police.

We will probably get them 15-4 or something then it will pith down and be a draw