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maybe the bit he got wrong was that it was against Wimbledon...maybe it was a televised game against someone else.

What was the question again??

Probably buy a few presents for friends and family, might have turkey for lunch, watch a bit of telly and drink a lot.

Who else played in that game?

pass the tissues

If you can market SFC then you can market anything.

We should definitely try and win this, Luton won it last year, and they started the season with a points deduction, just like us. and looked what happened to them.....

If you come out 3rd /4th in the draw can you opt for say, 6th prize instead.

She must be thinking to herself ' I spent all that time and effort trying to bag myself a Premiership footballer , and I end up with one that is completely loopy and I have to pretend I like all this stuff when really all my friends and family are laughing at me'

Hobson in the 2.50 at Folkestone

I might see you there

Unless the Beeb have the rights to show any of the cycling, then Cavendish hasn't got a chance. More chance of it being a crown green bowler or a bog snorkler.

Strippers perfume

no , just a stodgy lump, About 6 cubic cms

it appeared in my chargrilled chicken and bacon salad.

Bloody horrible stuff.

Flying up the table. 164th :-(

We have a problem with clampers in Windsor that has become so bad that the council are going to issue the clampers with ASBOs to stop them coming into the town. In one particular car park they clamp within a minute of your ticket expiring and also if your wheels are even touching the white lines indicating the spaces.

Rubbish. Wast of time watching. After safety car I thought it would be a good 5 lap race. It Wasn't.

Rio is ideal. TV times will be just perfect now.

Post Paste

knock knock..

Jaffa Jiffys

go on....

I don't know why these people didn't try and get on Dragons Den. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/berkshire/8285060.stm I'm sure there are many people who want to buy sperm from the internet.