Hatch

I might see you there

Unless the Beeb have the rights to show any of the cycling, then Cavendish hasn't got a chance. More chance of it being a crown green bowler or a bog snorkler.

Strippers perfume

no , just a stodgy lump, About 6 cubic cms

it appeared in my chargrilled chicken and bacon salad.

Bloody horrible stuff.

Flying up the table. 164th :-(

We have a problem with clampers in Windsor that has become so bad that the council are going to issue the clampers with ASBOs to stop them coming into the town. In one particular car park they clamp within a minute of your ticket expiring and also if your wheels are even touching the white lines indicating the spaces.

Rubbish. Wast of time watching. After safety car I thought it would be a good 5 lap race. It Wasn't.

Rio is ideal. TV times will be just perfect now.

Post Paste

knock knock..

Jaffa Jiffys

go on....

I don't know why these people didn't try and get on Dragons Den. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/berkshire/8285060.stm I'm sure there are many people who want to buy sperm from the internet.

he is a great bloke as well.

Shamandar in the 2.30pm at Newmarket

arsing about on his ipod according to reports back when it happened.

Maybe he has taken out a huge life insurance policy and is going to fake his own death.

LOL, exactly like that.

and will that mean they wont get paid today ....again.

I suppose it's a better excuse than just hiding under the bed till everyone goes away.

What did she say when you called her?

I'm quite looking forward to this. Going to be interesting watching the big guys trying this format. Anyone who puts any money on Audley must be mental. The trades description act was introduced purely because of him and his pro boxing career.

Well I reckon Mr Cortese is a fantastic bloke, and if he ever offered me free tickets I would gladly tell him that to his face and shake his hands and thank him for everything.