Hatch

Has it been raining? It is gloriously sunny where I am.

Gaily Noble 4.20 Beverley

Gerrard not even in squad. Think I'll watch the Barca game now

Who decides when easter is?

one zero to Liverpool

It was rubbish.

The people I see eating the food in supermarkets prior to payment are not being cultured. They are , as Barney Trubble said, just rude , ignorant, mannerless scum.

Duckworth/Lewis Wearing tracksuits in public (other than for sporting reasons) Vegetarians Kenny Dalglish Why people use phone sex chat lines at £1.50 per minute.

Jade Goody 'Fans'

Weights. I think I must have been off school the day the teacher taught weights. I have a complete mind block when it comes to weights and just do not understand them at all. They mean nothing to me.

That doesn't help.

Planes . How do they stay up in the air?

No he isn't, he is +1, on the cut line

I can't believe I clicked on a link titled funnycatvideos, what the hell was I thinking. Shame on me.

No problem with these sort of games for deserving causes. But buying David Hughes a new car isn't one of them. (or whatever)

Testimonials should have stopped 20 years ago.

finished at -7, was -9 after 15

Essien was immense last night. Gerrard never had a touch.

That a load of bull**** to make out him as poor mister innocent bloke. People walking home from work do not find themselves in the front line of a potential riot situation. He would have to walk through hundreds of people, many aggresive , to get to the position he was in. Not saying he was a threat or rioter but he was being a stubborn sod.

I don't believe for one second this bloke is as innocent as everyone is trying to make out he is.

Quality of opposition.

It costs £6.66 to go and watch Pompey at Blackburn this season. True Premiership Giant.

Have they decided who won yet? Or do we find out the real result in the morning.

Pile'a'shyte

an odds on winner is better than a 100/1 loser.