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If Pompey lose to Sunderland on Saturday and............. Bolton, WBA, West Ham, Blackburn and Fulham all win.. Pompey will drop 7 places.

Steps

BTW, what has happened to Dubya? I haven't seen him on the news for ages. I would expect to see him everywhere, but he seems to have been abducted.

birthdays are over rated

We are **** and having one of our worst seasons ever. Pompey are the bees knees. We are 7 points off the bottom, they are 5 points of the bottom.

the team that started was 2-0 down at half time. Change it.

a what?

Go to a Celine Dion concert

lol.

On the flip side, how many 2-0 leads have we thrown away?

Does he still drive around in that Volvo?

It's been 3 x £2 so far. What is the going rate for a poppy these days?

Make them play in 'skins' if they don't have a shirt for the next match.

I am on poppy number 3 this year already. Getting quite expensive.

They need to get their stories straight... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsport/formula_one/7705641.stm "We were obviously telling Lewis throughout that what was happening so he knew he had to keep it together, not panic, not do anything dangerous with Vettel and just to do his job to catch Glock and win the world championship. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsport/formula_one/7705310.stm "The team didn't say anything so I thought I was shot," said Hamilton, who became Britain's ninth world champion and the first since Damon Hill in 1996. "I didn't know where Glock was and Vettel was the guy to beat and I couldn't catch him, so at that point I was going to finish sixth. My heart was in my mouth," said Hamilton

Can't the club make an appeal and ask for the shirts back.

Shouldn't throw stuff into the crowd, you might have someones eye out.

Trulli , who no reason to slow down , also recorded a 1.44 on the last lap. The same as Glock.

Final positions if anybody cares. 1 RICH Mr Miles 1013 2 ITV F1 FAIL Mr G 1012 3 MARLBORO Mr Brunskell 975 4 EVIES WONDERS Mr Steen 955 5 FAC 51 Mr Walker 950 6 FORCE PORTER Mr Porter 916 7 THE HATCH TURTLES Mr Hatchard * 896 8 BANNED Mr Extance 894 9 PONTYKARTS Mr F 892 10 DANS DRIVERS Mr Norris 881 11 APOPTOSIS Mr Ahmed 867 12 SAINTS AND SINNERS Mr Weston 850 13 BANBURIAN Mr Crouch 847 14 TEAM TEAM Mr Young 824 15 WEYMOUTH SAINTS Mr Clark 819 16 ALLER Mr Blair 795 17 CATO STREET CONSPIRACY Mr Hemsley 779 18 TEAM LETSHOPEWELIVEUPTOOURNAME Mr Davidson 778 19 IOWFERRARI Mr Sumner 756 20 SUPERSTEVESAINTS Mr Garley 749 21 MARKKIBS TEAM Mr Bisping 743 22 RORY NUMBER 2 Miss Price 705 23 THE MOT FAILURES Mr Irving 692 24 PONTYF1 Mr Taylor 633 25 THE HIGGINS Mr Higgins 626

the vet , your mum or the cat?

****e 0/10 No pickled eggs either.

Arise Sir Glock!

Can't believe someone can make a living in the Premier League on the basis of being able to throw a ball further than the norm. Because he is crap at everything else.

99 all out. bye bye one million dollars. Expect the Stanford team to knock this off in 12 or 13 overs