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Would have got away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids.

His wife is reasonable. I would.

Tried to subscribe , but they wouldnt let me as I'm a non-Spanish speaker. 'can't come over here and take all our papers' they said.

I would sack the teacher for encouraging sexism. I have complained to El Offcom

Liverpool are such a crap team to watch on TV. Nearly as bad as Chelsea, but at least Chelsea are becoming more entertaining under Big Phil. Without Gerrard, they would finish 7/8th in the Premiership and does Kuyt attempt a world record in every game for the number of times he can kick the ball out of play for no reason.

Watching it last night I was suprised to hear one commentator say while Obama was on stage with his family. '....and there they are, the first black family to ever be allowed into the White House...' I'm not sure he said what he meant.

Choice of Dion, Katona, Heath, Kyle, Redknapp or Father-in-law. Think I will go for Heath though,

My mum is brilliant at spelling

Not had any for years

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If Pompey lose to Sunderland on Saturday and............. Bolton, WBA, West Ham, Blackburn and Fulham all win.. Pompey will drop 7 places.

Steps

BTW, what has happened to Dubya? I haven't seen him on the news for ages. I would expect to see him everywhere, but he seems to have been abducted.

birthdays are over rated

We are **** and having one of our worst seasons ever. Pompey are the bees knees. We are 7 points off the bottom, they are 5 points of the bottom.

the team that started was 2-0 down at half time. Change it.

a what?

Go to a Celine Dion concert

lol.

On the flip side, how many 2-0 leads have we thrown away?

Does he still drive around in that Volvo?

It's been 3 x £2 so far. What is the going rate for a poppy these days?

Make them play in 'skins' if they don't have a shirt for the next match.

I am on poppy number 3 this year already. Getting quite expensive.

They need to get their stories straight... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsport/formula_one/7705641.stm "We were obviously telling Lewis throughout that what was happening so he knew he had to keep it together, not panic, not do anything dangerous with Vettel and just to do his job to catch Glock and win the world championship. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsport/formula_one/7705310.stm "The team didn't say anything so I thought I was shot," said Hamilton, who became Britain's ninth world champion and the first since Damon Hill in 1996. "I didn't know where Glock was and Vettel was the guy to beat and I couldn't catch him, so at that point I was going to finish sixth. My heart was in my mouth," said Hamilton