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Maggie

today at 10.45. Good time to have it, seeing as it is about minus 50 degrees outside today.

8 and 5

if I was to complain about the BBC, this incident probably wouldn't make my list of 100 things to complain about.

Ponty was being hoodiest.

Hope you have a no-claims protection on your insurance

The producer and the producers boss will get the sack. Brand and Ross will not.

She was stood behind me in the queue in a shop the other week

The old board game of 'Pass Out' is a very tried , tested and succesful drinking game. I also have a very good game of drinking strip darts at home which has come in useful on more than one occasion.

Why can't you get chrome or chrome effect coloured cars? Also, there was a black Ferrari parked outside the office today in matt black, it looked really good.

I wonder what spin 'Arry will put on this. I take it he has already been on SkySports, Talkport and radio 5 live with his version of events.

I would like to add to this thread but can't think of anything to say.

Hitler would have a chain of fashion shops if he was still alive today.

Seeing as it was so bloody cold this morning I an now going to invest in an item of headgear to keep me warm. I am open for suggestions from the great and good that is this forum.

Are you me?

chips. I had a salad for my meal last night and I am now very weak and nearly dying so need lots of fatty stodgy food to replenish my energy.

Thierry Henryberg

WII. That what I was going to start a thread on but posted a nakkid pic of her instead.

Only the stereo and some sunglasses. Oh, and a small child.

enlaclepe was a Lowe sympathiser.

musicist

I feel better now. I have done a lot of shouting at some northern chap. I think he got upset. It's not his fault, the poor sod.

Insurance has gone up £600 because of a claim I made in the summer when some pikey **** broke into my car.

Bunch of crooks. Tossers. Fnckwits.