Hatch

Do people from Devon have to pickle their eggs because food is only delivered down there once every 6 months.

11 is ZZ top and ..... one of their songs

If you go to the pub with someone from Devon expect something weird to happen. It goes hand in hand.

end of fixed rate period. I guess.

you lot don't half waffle on

the woman is mary Whitehouse.

hunting for witches

10 somehting something whitehouse

Nurse - 'where is this potato then' Vicar - 'here, up m'aris'

14 bohemian rhapsody

5. no sleep till brooklyn

Was there only one colleague like this

Not just Safety, but Champions League winners 2010 , f'sure.

Fri thru Sun. Kids have gone away for weekend so house will be turned into a sex,drugs, drinking emporium for 48 hrs. or I may mow the lawn.

The ones on the M40 aren't.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital — with a potato stuck in his bottom. The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap. The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable. ------------- Made me LOL on the tube this morning.

No one seems to be mentioning that Super rejuvenated Spurs still let in 4 goals.

Saw this book in Tescos last night which made me laugh....

Children of the Corn The Omen Blair Witch Project Halloween Storm of the Dead

'Best passing team in the league' yep, just passing through on our way to League 1

A description of Georgina Baillies inner thighs.

and anyway, the examinee has got it all wrong. To answer question a, he needed to circle the 'x' and write 'it's here' next to it.

The question doesn't state that the spring is fixed, therefore the 3-Kg object might just smash it out of the way.

Don't want to tempt anything

I am in that photo. See if you can spot me.