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can you keep your number if you change dealer...

I go in front, then back out again (this is where poppy stem goes) then throught to the back again. Maybe colleges should have evening classes where we can go to learn the art of poppy pinning.

BTW , The Radio 2 controller fell on her sword despite not listening to every program they broadcast. There is a lesson to be learnt there.

I saw one episode when they were trying to sell limos or something. They were all complete tossers and I would have no hesitation in punching anyone of them if they even dared to talk to me never mind give me their sales spiel. (sp?)

Bought number 6 at the station this morning. The lady let me have 2 pins. 3 in 3 days now. Not including the 2 I bought the kids.

Damon Hills son won something this weekend....maybe in a few more years.

I own part of the Amazon Forest. Someone bought it for me as a Wedding present. Even though we have a certificate , I'm not sure of the validity of it and whether I actually do own it or not. Serves me right for inviting vegetarians to my Wedding. Not that this has anything to do with the thread apart from the tree link.

That's it, In a nutshell.

Once the player has dealt , the banker on the next offer should just say 20,000,000 pounds or something. Makes no difference.

Oh! you mean it isn't an 'm'

Would have got away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids.

His wife is reasonable. I would.

Tried to subscribe , but they wouldnt let me as I'm a non-Spanish speaker. 'can't come over here and take all our papers' they said.

I would sack the teacher for encouraging sexism. I have complained to El Offcom

Liverpool are such a crap team to watch on TV. Nearly as bad as Chelsea, but at least Chelsea are becoming more entertaining under Big Phil. Without Gerrard, they would finish 7/8th in the Premiership and does Kuyt attempt a world record in every game for the number of times he can kick the ball out of play for no reason.

Watching it last night I was suprised to hear one commentator say while Obama was on stage with his family. '....and there they are, the first black family to ever be allowed into the White House...' I'm not sure he said what he meant.

Choice of Dion, Katona, Heath, Kyle, Redknapp or Father-in-law. Think I will go for Heath though,

My mum is brilliant at spelling

Not had any for years

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If Pompey lose to Sunderland on Saturday and............. Bolton, WBA, West Ham, Blackburn and Fulham all win.. Pompey will drop 7 places.

Steps

BTW, what has happened to Dubya? I haven't seen him on the news for ages. I would expect to see him everywhere, but he seems to have been abducted.

birthdays are over rated

We are **** and having one of our worst seasons ever. Pompey are the bees knees. We are 7 points off the bottom, they are 5 points of the bottom.