Hatch

Yes. He is still there. I am sure I read that he has been given an ASBO and banned from the area, but is still there everyday anyway.

No Reggie Bush.

Shouldn't the argument be... Should people who have total disregard of human life, be allowed to be protected by the human rights act. or something.

A tenant who is renting of my brother is being a right **** about a number of issues. Unless he shuts the f**K up, getting his deposit back is going to be the least of his issues.

More tits on the Saints one.

Both of them are and were rubbish.

The player for December 2009 hasn't even been born yet.

My wife , for some reason, thinks the plural of you is ye. ie. When talking to the kids, 'Will ye shut up'

Sir will suffice.

yep, it's aitch not haitch

I'll wait for the film

As I have kids, I shall be going out with them as a minder so if anyone pours acid on them, I will write them a strongly worded letter.

I hate it when a woman struggles to say 'yes' and pronounce it as 'no' I tend to ignore them anyway and get on with it because I know they actually mean yes.

We only need to get a corner to beat Watford.

Lovely animals , those Oresents.

Fri - Sun - Nothing. I'm sitting on a wagon at the moment, holding very tight and I'm not going to fall off.

Chris Perry is 50-1 first scorer with most bookies 3-1 is an 18-1 shot.

I have tattooed lip liner.

Will he swear on the bible

Where do Goths work? Are they all suited and booted during the day?

Rule 1. Plus, Length of hair has nothing to do with prettyness, so I agree with BtF on this one.

The Chuckle Brothers. 'to me, to you'

nice pair of strikers

Any hole's a goal.

Been Done. By Neil Ruddock when he was at West Ham.