Hatch

1/2 % annually not monthly

'fags' being the correct term.

Who wins the signed photo. MY vote goes to B rabbit.

Have the high street banks followed suit though?

You're right. It wasn't a mistake. It was a gamble. He took a gamble and he lost. Now he is paying for it. As are innocent third parties.

I thought this was going to be about the front page in The Sun today. Single woman, 7 kids, £170,000 a year in benefits, living in a £1.2m house paid for by tax payers.

Do Heerenveen still have those little hearts on their kits? I bet Sol thinks they look 'ever so fabulous' (PS How do you type in a camp style? )

I'm going to buy a ticket and not go so that there is at least one empty seat

That sounds like a name of a band that someone like Rory would like.

Whatever animal would provide me with bacon sandwiches.

true story

my wife, then I would have the pleasure of banging myself. (as I am sure it is a pleasure from a birds point of view and not cos I'm some sort of fag)

Donated to Tescos for the value range sausages.

I have as it happens. She was a proper stunner as well. But then he went and blew by wearing a shiny white suit, which strangely enough, looked really camp.

He crashed a car that he got in knowing full well he was drunk. May as well have had a gun.

I bet he doesn't drop the soap.

One night out on the p.i.ss. £100.

Cole is out. Barry on left. Gerrard back in the middle.

Just eat the goat.

absolutely sod all. 6/10

It's much more fashionable these days to celebrate a 'birthday' every 1000 days instead of using some old fashioned calender. It's the way forward.

I take it that Delap and Higginbotham were fantastically welcomed to FP yesterday, probably giving a bunch of flowers and a standing ovation.

LOLalot@Spurs

I bet Sol Campbell has a mystery injury when the Skates go to White Hart lane