Hatch

7 yrs 6 months and 12 days

I gave AIDS to Sol campbell.

1998

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/p/portsmouth/7651057.stm people in glasshouses...............................

no we don't we shout

'Quick , hide the keys before Nathan and Bradley get here'

oh, and a baseball bat around the head is the only language they understand.

I expect they will come back and spend the £20 tonight in your boozer , so you get all back.

Tefal.

dish or table

Whenever my mate and I go to Weddings, we take all the free disposable cameras that are usually there and take photos of our nobs. It's hilarious I tell thee.

That's brilliant. He should be England manager.

rule 1. the neighbour, not your ****

Just shows how lacking in depth Labour is.

Fri to Sun - Nothing Wish I was Stu.

Vote Labour

Thank you , you skate barstards. I won £100 on a 2-0 correct score tonight

They are full of thick chav *****s. Average IQ of about 50. Common , pikey bastards. The reason I know this. Thats where the wife is from.

It's good. And stored for future use.

to go off thread for a moment. What were the chants that Spurs sang at Mr Campbell on Sunday? Were they as 'sickening' as suggested.

The Family - made by spastics, with spastics in it, for spastics to watch.

or this 'woman' http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1757267.ece FAST food fan Natalie Jackson was hit with a £150 fine at KFC — for staying too long gorging on a monster-sized “family bucket”. The trainee nurse and a pal plumped for FOURTEEN chicken pieces, SIX bags of fries and large COKES after driving to their local branch. They spent an hour and a half scoffing the 5,456-calorie feast. Days later regular customer Natalie got the fine in the post for breaking the restaurant car park’s 75-minute limit. Natalie — who eats at KFC three times a week — complained to restaurant bosses that she was unaware of signs warning of the time limit in Huddersfield, West Yorks.

You'd be able to get Saints shirts in his shops for £2.99

bum hairs

I know it's years away but how many tickets are we likely to get? I'm guessing it will be a popular one.