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I thought this was going to be about the front page in The Sun today. Single woman, 7 kids, £170,000 a year in benefits, living in a £1.2m house paid for by tax payers.

Do Heerenveen still have those little hearts on their kits? I bet Sol thinks they look 'ever so fabulous' (PS How do you type in a camp style? )

I'm going to buy a ticket and not go so that there is at least one empty seat

That sounds like a name of a band that someone like Rory would like.

Whatever animal would provide me with bacon sandwiches.

true story

my wife, then I would have the pleasure of banging myself. (as I am sure it is a pleasure from a birds point of view and not cos I'm some sort of fag)

Donated to Tescos for the value range sausages.

I have as it happens. She was a proper stunner as well. But then he went and blew by wearing a shiny white suit, which strangely enough, looked really camp.

He crashed a car that he got in knowing full well he was drunk. May as well have had a gun.

I bet he doesn't drop the soap.

One night out on the p.i.ss. £100.

Cole is out. Barry on left. Gerrard back in the middle.

Just eat the goat.

absolutely sod all. 6/10

It's much more fashionable these days to celebrate a 'birthday' every 1000 days instead of using some old fashioned calender. It's the way forward.

I take it that Delap and Higginbotham were fantastically welcomed to FP yesterday, probably giving a bunch of flowers and a standing ovation.

LOLalot@Spurs

I bet Sol Campbell has a mystery injury when the Skates go to White Hart lane

The curly haired one. Small mole lower back left side.

I was in Bryan May.

They would have lost that.

What about in 2 years when Scotland has been given it's independence and then 2 weeks later realised that they have got fooook all to support themselves with so all try and come back into England but they can't because we have rebuilt that wall and also dug a mile wide moat with crocs in.

Would have been longer if the Giraffe hadn't put in a good word