Hatch

They would have lost that.

What about in 2 years when Scotland has been given it's independence and then 2 weeks later realised that they have got fooook all to support themselves with so all try and come back into England but they can't because we have rebuilt that wall and also dug a mile wide moat with crocs in.

Would have been longer if the Giraffe hadn't put in a good word

7 yrs 6 months and 12 days

I gave AIDS to Sol campbell.

1998

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/p/portsmouth/7651057.stm people in glasshouses...............................

no we don't we shout

'Quick , hide the keys before Nathan and Bradley get here'

oh, and a baseball bat around the head is the only language they understand.

I expect they will come back and spend the £20 tonight in your boozer , so you get all back.

Tefal.

dish or table

Whenever my mate and I go to Weddings, we take all the free disposable cameras that are usually there and take photos of our nobs. It's hilarious I tell thee.

That's brilliant. He should be England manager.

rule 1. the neighbour, not your ****

Just shows how lacking in depth Labour is.

Fri to Sun - Nothing Wish I was Stu.

Vote Labour

Thank you , you skate barstards. I won £100 on a 2-0 correct score tonight

They are full of thick chav *****s. Average IQ of about 50. Common , pikey bastards. The reason I know this. Thats where the wife is from.

It's good. And stored for future use.

to go off thread for a moment. What were the chants that Spurs sang at Mr Campbell on Sunday? Were they as 'sickening' as suggested.

The Family - made by spastics, with spastics in it, for spastics to watch.

or this 'woman' http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1757267.ece FAST food fan Natalie Jackson was hit with a £150 fine at KFC — for staying too long gorging on a monster-sized “family bucket”. The trainee nurse and a pal plumped for FOURTEEN chicken pieces, SIX bags of fries and large COKES after driving to their local branch. They spent an hour and a half scoffing the 5,456-calorie feast. Days later regular customer Natalie got the fine in the post for breaking the restaurant car park’s 75-minute limit. Natalie — who eats at KFC three times a week — complained to restaurant bosses that she was unaware of signs warning of the time limit in Huddersfield, West Yorks.