Hatch

All very good. Apart from the Tuesday bit

I'd nail her.

I get it.

Celine Dion in concert. which would explain the mass suicide.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/article1748132.ece

Saturday mornings = 7

and they should stay. No brainer.

clever dog is an oxymoron

I bet she has one ginger, one blonde, one black kid, an asian and an Eskimo, and the Dad still thinks they are his.

Hopefully his insurance goes up to about £30,000 pa

She's from Cumbria, thats probably seen as showing off up there. PS. What a ******* stupid name

LOL at recognition experts. In other words, 'blokes in the office'

'The names of the children have been changed' That's all right then , cos now nobody in their little inbred Southwest Village will know who they are , at all, no sireee.

Professional Golfer. or something poncey like an Airline pilot.

Laura Davison, assistant broadcasting officer of the National Union of Journalists, said she could not rule out industrial action. "We do not accept the level of cuts ITV News wants to make and it is difficult to see how we can avoid a fight over this. But it is a bit rainy at the moment so we will wait until Christmas or next summer before we take some holi... I mean ..take strike action"

OK. I'm waiting

Seaman, Terry and Crouchie

I love looking a deluded wannabe celebs on lookalike sites. You get some real corkers http://www.splitting-images.com/celebrity_list.html

comfortable 2-0 to Norwich

Banking

Nick Holmes Brett Ormerod

If it was wrong the pubs would be shut on Mondays. They are not so that makes it Ok

Who will win?

Soft and strong and very long.

Why did you ask me to PM a photo of me to you the other week. What was that for?