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I need help on this

yes, I had email from club today saying that you can

I drive up in wifes car, she drops me off, and goes and does whatever it is women do on Saturday afternoons, I get ****ed, She drives me home again.

I'm driving to Rotherham , training it from there.

American celebrations seem to go over the top!!

It was my detective qualities. I looked at the link with Houston in it and immediately though it must be Eastleigh.

The ceiling is so shiny you can see your face in it

Point 1 - I have been a linesman in the past, it's a piece of **** to do. It's easy to know when a ball is kicked and still look along the line. The linesmen get it wrong because they are stupid. There is no legislation for that. Point 2- Lino 1 would have to know eactly when the forward pass is made, otherwise he would be anticipating every forward ball and pressing his buzzer every 2 seconds.

What part of Eastleigh is that in?

mouthfull of alcohol and eyeful of cum

average age twelve Beadles About Prank

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_div_1/7628234.stm Now Coppell is saying that he would be happy to reply the game etc etc blah blah blah. This was a monumental **** up by the officials, but why the fnck didn't one single Reading player or staff say 'hang on, this isn't right, it wasn't a goal' They are just cheating barstards.

he he, only joking. Congratulations Dave, I'll buy myself a beer to celebrate.

Can we get tickets on the day?

I shall be going to this one, you lucky people.

He lost 4&2 , if he had played Chad Campbell, he would have won 4&3, (source : Sky commentator)

it's the Forum Crunch.

Nutter, Poor kids.

Sundays performances to par. Garcia +4 (after 14) Casey -2 (after 18 ) Karlsson -4 (after 15) Stenson -2 (after 16) Westwood -4 (after 17) Wilson -4 (after 16) Hansen par (after 17) Harrington +5 (after 17) Jimenez par (after 17) McDowell -5 (after 17) Poulter -5 (after 16) Rose -6 (after 16) In summary, Garcia + Harrington = crap.

Did you spill you coffee on it?

For. But like tennis, each captain has one appeal per half for which they can appeal for anything. If they use it and then something more controversial happens, tough sh!t.

Fri - watched TV and drank lager Sat - drinking, won a bottle of champagne in a welly wanging competition Sun - Went shopping, won £600 on the Barca game on TV. 9/10

The yanks won for the simple reason that they played better. Faldo is getting slated but I don't think he could have done much else.

bugger. Bloody Americans didn't miss a put under 10 ft all week I think

In the paper today it says the MOD are considering recalling the journalist and make him finish his stint with a 6 month tour of Afghanistan. How funny would that be!