Hatch

Weez will fight dem on da beaches

I agree with this.

FWIW, this M6 crash is horrific. It seems a whole family of 6 has been killed now. Sad, very sad.

Is he Chinese then?

Terrible. What a pour thread.

'I'm not'

Is it a ging-er?

I used to love that program.

I can remember my Grandad telling me that in c1974.

I've never tried it, but I could beat that.

World of High Finance, credit crunch, etc etc

I would get someone else to do it for 10% of the money.

But where does the money come from. Hundreds of dead babies = Crouch and Defoe upfront.

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

There is a story in todays Sun that Portsmouth are building a podium. so that 'superfan' John Westwood can ring his bell and annoy away fans. The Podium will be near visiting away fans. He will have his own platform with room for 5 people.

Why would Nelson scratch his name in a pane of glass? Good Job he wasn't called Horation Stella or Horatio Fosters

So much for the Premier Leagues test for 'fit and proper owners'.

I'm related to him (so I'm told)

ditto.

Why do you have to go for 3 weeks

I'm going to stay up all night, so I get an extra hours drinking.

oh oh.

Bolivia is waiting for me

I expect I pay it for him. I also expect that I personally pay his £100 a week 'job seekers' allowance. I wonder if he has Multi room sky TV.

He is a tree hugger, protesting about the war in Iraq. He has been living in a cardboard box since 2001.