Hatch

I would get someone else to do it for 10% of the money.

But where does the money come from. Hundreds of dead babies = Crouch and Defoe upfront.

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There is a story in todays Sun that Portsmouth are building a podium. so that 'superfan' John Westwood can ring his bell and annoy away fans. The Podium will be near visiting away fans. He will have his own platform with room for 5 people.

Why would Nelson scratch his name in a pane of glass? Good Job he wasn't called Horation Stella or Horatio Fosters

So much for the Premier Leagues test for 'fit and proper owners'.

I'm related to him (so I'm told)

ditto.

Why do you have to go for 3 weeks

I'm going to stay up all night, so I get an extra hours drinking.

oh oh.

Bolivia is waiting for me

I expect I pay it for him. I also expect that I personally pay his £100 a week 'job seekers' allowance. I wonder if he has Multi room sky TV.

He is a tree hugger, protesting about the war in Iraq. He has been living in a cardboard box since 2001.

I blame Brussels and all their crazy rules.

From today Sun. ----- Last night, a Villa fan who claimed he was singled out as the prime suspect by Redknapp protested his innocence. Warehouse supervisor Mick Green, 20, from Walsall was sitting in the second row behind the opposition dugout. He said: “Redknapp pointed in my direction and screamed ‘You f****** threw that.’ “I pointed at myself and said: ‘Do you mean me?’ “He replied: ‘Yes, f****** you.’ “Then a steward asked me what had happened and I said I had not got a clue because I had been watching the action on the pitch when the incident occurred. “The first I knew anything untoward had happened was when the linesman went down. “I admit I gave Redknapp a hand gesture, but all the Villa fans were chanting: ‘Redknapp’s a w*****.’ “I would never throw a coin at anyone because I do not want to risk a lifetime ban. I love my soccer.” ------------ Surely not. Mr Redknapp would never swear in front of children . No way, he said so himself.

Yes. He is still there. I am sure I read that he has been given an ASBO and banned from the area, but is still there everyday anyway.

No Reggie Bush.

Shouldn't the argument be... Should people who have total disregard of human life, be allowed to be protected by the human rights act. or something.

A tenant who is renting of my brother is being a right **** about a number of issues. Unless he shuts the f**K up, getting his deposit back is going to be the least of his issues.

More tits on the Saints one.

Both of them are and were rubbish.

The player for December 2009 hasn't even been born yet.

My wife , for some reason, thinks the plural of you is ye. ie. When talking to the kids, 'Will ye shut up'

Sir will suffice.