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Who are the obvious ommissions from the squad? My minds gone blank.

The end of the world tomorrow would be good. The wife is going to Spain for a girlies weekend on Thursday and has been looking forward to it for ages. Anything to **** her off would amuse me.

http://www.fresnobee.com/384/story/849202.html This is how crime should be done, not with guns and knives. Guns and knives are so last year.

http://www.broadcastnow.co.uk/news/2008/09/rentaghost_and_worzel_gummidge_to_return.html Rentaghost to return to TV

all seems exactly the same to me. But give me an hour, I will have a look around, then come back on here and cry about it.

I'm sure Federer really needs that car.

That bloke who beat him looked quite useful, I reckon he could go a long way in his tennis career. You heard it here first.

You can take his tennis racket but you can never take his freedom

getting silly now

Acid

Fri -started drinking. Sat through Sun - Don't know.

I do hope he wins tonight, but it doesn't change the fact that he is a **** and a miserable sod

4th

jeez,................. Only has to beat federer now

Why is this bloke still fighting? I can't believe any promoter would take him on.

cheating ****.............. what was the question?

it is sad that some users have been lost To be fair, one corp ho is worth 30 other users

There is no God but Allah

Is it a late night fight? If not I'll watch it in the boozer

Is it a late night fight? If not I'll watch it in the boozer

His first game back is Sunderland away. So that will trigger the suspended part of his sentence!!!

Pray to God for no infections. Then you will know the true meaning of pain...

trampoline. A 10 footer. That is all, but it is the most interesting thing that has happened to me today so far, so I thought I would share the moment.

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Didn't that taxi driver in Eastenders get killed by a spider that fell off a banana