Hatch

What is that black thing sticking out of the right hand side curtains.

He should have bought Shaun Wright Phillips

Last night I stuck a few pence on Jacksonville and Cleveland to win the Super Bowl

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1651128.ece “Up until it happened he was playing well and a Premier League club was showing interest. “But it fell apart when the story hit the papers. He lost confidence and was booed and jeered.” So he wants to leave then.

I'll give 2 weeks before 'never seen before' nudey pics of her get on the web.

I think the area would make a good suitable landfill site

That's whats wives are for.

Cool, Senator Hatch.... Gonna be President one day, you mark my words.

You think it's bad now, it will be President Schwarznegger in 8 yrs time

Rule 1 the QS

of course.

A thrilling 1-0 against Man Utd beats ten 1-0 wins against Doncaster, Plymouth, etc etc.... Option A. When I am on my deathbed I will remember the 6-3 man Utd game and not the 1-0 last week at Derby.

What the **** is a toucan or puffing crossing. Surely thats made up. I can honestly say I have never heard of them

Did you know that the whole concept of Gyms was conceived by a gay. True Story.

You don't get fitties at the gym, the fitties don't need to go to the gym, only the saggy or the obese go. People only say fitties go to try and justify their £75/month membership fee.

Portishead

Fail, probably due to being over the limit, or swearing at Micra drivers

I'd whip his arse.

C+ / 20

West Ham fans want Ince. True Story,

Hull, Wigan......Who would ever of thought they would be in the Premier League 5 or 6 years ago..

I got the first one wrong and gave up

next manager of Man City I heard today. They need someone who can earn respect from the likes of Kaka, Ronaldo, Messi and the like

I don't understand that bit.

Thank **** that disabled woman is out