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LOL, here you go , Kids you sod off to Butlins , I'm off to Majorca.

I can see myself in that picture

You do realise that frogs can't talk.

Ronnie Corbett told me to F*** off when I asked for his autograph when they were filming a scene for his hilarious sitcom 'Sorry' down at Hiltingbury lakes. One day, little man, one day!!!

No, I was stood there all on my own. I made a banner and everything. I feel violated and cheated.

one of the saddest things I have ever heard

Fri - Drinking at home with missus and her sisters Sat - Wycombe v Lincoln in the pm, Windsor races maybe in the evening (Entrance fee also includes a free Tony Hadley of Spandau Ballet concert) Sun- gardening/drinking/BBQ Mon - see above

Yes yes No Constantly yes No

you have an address then?

11. So statistically that is 6 Women and 3 Chinese.

The Mens is tomorrow, I think David Walliams is doing it for GB.

too late. Bunch of freaks. All of them, owners and dogs should all be put down. Weirdos.

I beat my 3 neighbours at World Cup down at Hiltingbury rec circa 1983

I heard that half the worlds cranes currently being used are in Dubai. That is amazing.

is that really the case? I'm not sure it is. Also, The tabloid journalists will hound him to death and make his life a misery.

2, 7 and 10 are fellas.

Good luck to the doctor who has to explain to her that the Cervix is part of her body and not a small European country.