Hatch

The one of the left is ****ging a pikey. Therefore she is riddled.

I like that. It made me laugh. Well Done.

Credit ****s

1-0 to QPR. Tomassi on 68 mins

Tally Ho!, pass the ginger beer.

alpharooms

This could happen.... I must add that this is not me, but this happened to me. I had to wear a leopardskin bikini all day. Out in the bars, shopping, at the water park, everywhere....

Stupid BBC ****s. they only employ lesbians and retards

It would need some photos

I received a letter from them about something else, probably marketing bumph about the new season or something and tagged at the end of that was the information that the subs were going up to £12.99. So you probably did get informed but didn;t read it.

It could be happening now, A ****load of police cars just went flying down the road

Radio 1 is ****e. All the disc jockeys are useless and annoying. Bring back Arnold the Dog

The Swiss Navy will come round and have you lot

only if she promised not to talk

Is he disguised as a mad Swiss Scientist by any chance?

I blame the internet. In the old days we were never told about the problems/bad stuff, now we get bombarded with it 25 hrs a day , 8 days a week.

I get it because it gives me more stuff to bet on

She has been around since the 1950s

Bloody indiscipline. Sack 'em. Make them run back to the hotel

I watch it, I revel in others misfortune

mow lawn

Who are the obvious ommissions from the squad? My minds gone blank.

The end of the world tomorrow would be good. The wife is going to Spain for a girlies weekend on Thursday and has been looking forward to it for ages. Anything to **** her off would amuse me.

http://www.fresnobee.com/384/story/849202.html This is how crime should be done, not with guns and knives. Guns and knives are so last year.

http://www.broadcastnow.co.uk/news/2008/09/rentaghost_and_worzel_gummidge_to_return.html Rentaghost to return to TV