Hatch

Fail, probably due to being over the limit, or swearing at Micra drivers

I'd whip his arse.

C+ / 20

West Ham fans want Ince. True Story,

Hull, Wigan......Who would ever of thought they would be in the Premier League 5 or 6 years ago..

I got the first one wrong and gave up

next manager of Man City I heard today. They need someone who can earn respect from the likes of Kaka, Ronaldo, Messi and the like

I don't understand that bit.

Thank **** that disabled woman is out

The Saxophone player??

I have no recollection of it whatsoever. I would have been there though.

LOL at Ronaldinho for not joining Man City when he had the chance last month...

Still guilty in a lot of peoples eyes no matter what the court says....

???

I thought that last night, would be the funniest thing ever if he thought he was signing for United and got a bit confused...

unproven at this level

Press conference at 2pm

either or both, plus any of the cheerleaders.

Keegan to St Marys!!!

Not acceptable. Unless you are eating.

I would.

Skybet already taking bets on next manager

Just seen that, betting suspended on next sacked manager markets...

I'm sure I read somewhere that he actual 'wage' is equal to £35,000 per week. But of course, there is another £200,000plus per week in extras.

Can the FA / Premier League still press charges of some sort against Man Utd even if Spurs don't complain...