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When this happens, the captains should get together and agree to have a quick 20/20 game. Nothing on it, just a bit of fun to entertain the crowd.

He was at St Marys last night

I always thought it was Michael Gross, the swimmer

Why ruin a good night with these sort of rumours. One of our 3 worst players in our relegation season

His poor son had to witness it. Horrific

Real Catfight Sky Channel 427 11pm

right now it feels like I spent all of it.

Fri - got drunk Sat - got drunk at Wycombe v Lincoln, game was crap, fell asleep quite early Sun - Got drunk again Mon - Got drunk again 7/10. Got drunk 4 days running, good. Spent fortune. Bad.

I've always wondered why clubs allow this. Surely having people buried under the pitch would lead to all sorts of planning permission problems for anything that might occur in the future. Were peoples ashes buried at The Dell? If so , what happened, did the developers just dig 'em up? and my condolences by the way.

Annoyed me as well, as I have a spread bet on how many runs Bell would get.

Pompey 0 Man Utd 1 Chelsea 4 Pompey 0 Pompey 0 Fulham 1 Boro 2 Pompey 0 Pompey 0 Blackburn 1 man City 3 Pompey 1 Pompey 0 Newcastle 0 Only 1 point and one goal from their last 7 League matches. and not scored at home since March 'Arry to be sacked in the morning.....

Better than any Brazilian goal ever

There is one of those shops in Soho as well.

Geoff Capes

Therefore having the intelligence to go out and make something of their lives, not like the working class scum who expect everything to be given to them and if they don't get it, they go and steal it.

Some poncy restaurant near to Holborn,

LOL, here you go , Kids you sod off to Butlins , I'm off to Majorca.

I can see myself in that picture

You do realise that frogs can't talk.

Ronnie Corbett told me to F*** off when I asked for his autograph when they were filming a scene for his hilarious sitcom 'Sorry' down at Hiltingbury lakes. One day, little man, one day!!!

No, I was stood there all on my own. I made a banner and everything. I feel violated and cheated.

one of the saddest things I have ever heard

Fri - Drinking at home with missus and her sisters Sat - Wycombe v Lincoln in the pm, Windsor races maybe in the evening (Entrance fee also includes a free Tony Hadley of Spandau Ballet concert) Sun- gardening/drinking/BBQ Mon - see above

Yes yes No Constantly yes No

you have an address then?