Guan 2.0

That's almost 3/4 of the 7500 that stayed behind for 7 hours at Bournemouth to chant 'You lack robustness, you haven't scored yet'. Great fans.

Just like the skates to miss the obvious. Of course, in Portsmyth, people are considered 'fair game', just by virtue of showing their support for southampton FC in their choice of clothing. In Southampton however, people tend not to go all danny dyer when they see a young child hoisted alongside an upside down flag at a train station. Of course, the popmpey tradition is to join in with the riot that you start after winning a match, but that's a whole 'nother story..... (btw, does anybody else find it odd how that mass riot gets swept under the rug every time PFC's 'massive' 'loyal' (i.e. 40 strong) support is brought up)?

Nonsense. I think your jealousy of Pompey has blinded you there mate. It will be all 3000 that were there yesterday. In other news, can someone translate this please? http://fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=481941

My sunderland supporting mate text me to say there weren't enough smoke bombs to have mad bantz : (

Pompey lose in their second rate derby, heading to league 2 if they survive. Harry Redknapp is seeing his reputation (which never stood up to any form of scrutiny) fall to pieces, as he takes a portsmouth-like side embodying the worst aspects of the game to the championship. Saints can look up the table, after beating the champions of england 3-1. I've stolen Neil Allen's parargraph structure. Who the F**k is laughing now!?

Depends on who has the ball, going by the first half...

Someone Email the beeb to test their bias

That was after relegation? Same myth as good ol 'arry having only 90k to spend...

Well this was written just before the latest twist... and here we are again. This is indeed the gift that gives on giving. At this rate, I will have to put together another Neil Allan/hitler piece, On one hand, you have Colin Farmery over at the PST, begging people not to be swayed by an outfit that might have more than a promissory note signed 'PUP!' in its bid proposal: Colin Farmery, the trust’s spokesman, said: ‘The key thing people need to understand is the trust’s bid is ready to go. ‘It’s financed and this bid can go tomorrow. ‘News of any other bid is just speculation but the bottom line is the trust’s bid is ready to go. ‘We have always said a community-based bid is right for the club.’ Just as the first court appearance was a 'two minute rubber stamping job'. After all, court delays point to a robust bid! However, despite the fact they may have 50p to rub together, Keith Harris may now be left singing 'I wish i could buy' to himself ..wish I could buy, but i can't "Yes you can", no i can't. The FL won't let me : ( All of which leaves the blue few hopelessly split, realising that answering any difficult questions with "back the bid, the best way to ensure I can avoid answering any questions is to convert your pledges!" does not point to the best possible business model. Soon they may realise that even Joseph Karloff had a more 'robust' long term plan with his seaside shenanigans. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrbourdome. After all, this decayed, patchwork visage, kept alive by unnatural and illegal means, bringing nothing but grief to those who thought they understood and control it, suits Portsmouth FC down to the (fat clogged) ground.

Let's hope this is the defence in court. "and why did you assult this woman?" "SCUM ARMY, Mad bantz your honour" "Case dismissed!" Jurors started shoving each other, judge throws a smoke bomb. Hope the guys who did this get a lifetime ban in addition to jail time. Also lol at the guy earlier in the thread who said he wouldn't provide testimony becuase 'never grass up a fellow saints fan' or something similarly danny dyer. Hope he gets into fender bender one day and the only witness will refuse to help as he's an AA member like the guy that hit him.

Most def'! I carry around ten at all times. It's a great icebreaker in clubs. If you're struggling for conversation, just have a few jars, drop a couple of bombs, and before you know it, we're pushing each other back and forth. It's well bantz.

Can Hodgson please hurry up and name the replacements so we know whether to a) Blame him for leaving rickie out, accusing him of having a big club bias, or b) Selecting him, and blame him for 'turning SRL's head' next time he fails to score. Chop chop! This sewious business woy (MEGALOLZ). We now have to come up with a 'hilarious' forum nickname. I nominate 'Woy Hedgehog' as the offical designation, as he will be a ***** many times over.

Guantanamera Saint. Was on holiday when Amygate went down, the last big thing I remember was Javi 'kidnapping' Saf and Summers. Don't get epics like that anymore. Remember Keef going mental when a few, (including Mao Cap, cabbage face and Sausage Saint) refused to stoip posting in leet speek

In other news that will shock, err, absolutely no one, Pompey kids are praised for making a video that should help avoid them being prosecuted for abusing drugs http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/law-and-order/teenagers-film-rights-stop-and-search-video-1-4674411 Looking for praise after being caught red-handed doing something highly illegal/morally reprehensible? It's the pompey way

Rough Translation

A gentleman never tells! Yes.

I agree. I prefer to pre-judge and form a rigid opinion that never wavers. It's called Loyalty! If those disgusting COC people want to **** off over a shrine of of Cortese, they should see about sub-letting the Lambert/Le Tiss one from Roger.

When i was a uni, one of my housemates asked me what i thought of a girl that had been at a party the night before. I said that i coudn't really say, as i 'hadn't really met her'. Now in fact, i had met her, really. Just briefly. What i meant (and according to some on here should have said), was that i had met her briefly, but only for long enough for generic pleasentries to be exchanged, and therefore not enough time was given to for a intercourse of full and frank views, and as such a proper insight of each others outlook on matters great and small was not possible, so to ask for a judgement on her suitability viz a romantic partnership was useless. Or perhaps i was saying it just to lie. To be a lying liarface. And if cortese did misspeak, it was probably because he was chewing on the last remains of '76 medals, Frannies carpets, Matts england caps and the brains of babies. Also, last year, he claimed to be 43. This year, he has 'adjusted' it to 44. Which is it Nicky? Better get your story straight.

Keith Legg: My Struggle.

Tom Hanks and Robert Loggia

For all those worried by the fact that Coutinho seems to be delaying for better offers, just remember that Jack Cork did much the same, and he hasn't turned out too badly!

Can I be pro for the things he does well, and anti for the things he manages badly? Or is that against the house rules?