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Any 'triffic tips?

I wonder who gave him this spin on things? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2230118/Nicola-Cortese-Southamptons-Saint-iron-fist.html [h=1]He saved Southampton from oblivion but here's why Ted Bates' statue means fans can't accept... the Saint with an iron fist! [/h]Ted Bates braves the wet wind that whips off the Solent and buffets St Mary’s Stadium. He waves and smiles genially in the general direction of the concrete works. ‘Mr Southampton’ they called him, an emblem of loyalty and devotion who spent his wedding night watching Saints play Charlton at The Dell. Bates served the club for 66 years of their 126-year history as a player, manager, director and president and this statue was unveiled in 2008, five years after his death. An earlier statue, unveiled four years after his death, had to be removed because supporters were horrified that it appeared to be a cross between Jimmy Krankie and (worse still) former Portsmouth chairman Milan Mandaric. It goes on.....

I genuinely thought that Andy Awford had special needs in the first interview I heard him in on Solent. Not in a 'haha, what a spaz, lol' cruelty kind of way, i just assumed he was a disabled fan.

Stop being sensible, and inferring facts from what has actually been said, and start acting like there is an implied message criticising the Southampton FC version of the Illuminati.

He might be in trouble soon enough... It was Scott Allan who gave him a lift up there

This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmjNLAU7zLQ&feature=related Nigel as Richard. When Laudraup comes to shake hands pre-kick off. If I were you, i'd get in that ****in' car and i'd get out of here man. I'd gather them goonies and get whatever you've got comin' mate... 'cause i'm gonna ****ing hit you all.

K Billy is a long standing friend of mine and we share a source also. This informtion is on the level, and a statment will be released tomorrow.

Please, do go on and enlighten us.

In the heart of the swansea defence wouldn't be too bad.

Go on then, tell us. You, yourself, tell us. What is this oh so deep and dark secret. He does the monster mash at times other and Halloween? He sells Yellow Bentines? He makes children smell of hammers?

Sounds like his top lawyer may get him off. Police are desperate for a witness!

Very, very funny, the mental image had me laughing out loud.

Tomorrow? We don't have a match until Monday.... WATCH OUT PEOPLE THIS ISN'T THE REAL CORTESE!111!!

This. Save the money and build an established military museum of Southampton.

I think you mean 'A draw Away to West Brom (8th), would be a bloody good result'.

Wow. So in your mind, pointing out any of Nigel Adkins numerous successes in the last two years, or the fact we're ahead of schedule in our 5 year plan by three years, is akin to excusing the abominations of a calculating child molester? You chat some proper sh1t on here, but I think you've outdone yourself with this one.

I like this. If you block out reality, Adkins should be sacked with immideate effect . Can I also suggest we 'forget' the back to back promotions? That should add another few to the 'Adkins out' bandwagon!

Or the fact they have a very different calibre of youth and reserve players? Jesus wept, this place after a defeat...

They have insider info and were definitely not just on the wind up.

I missed that - what did he say?

How many times has NA been fined or banned as a result of his post match interviews? Or singled out a player for criticism?

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Where is question 11? "Have you seen my spoon?"

He seems pretty positive here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2223495/Jason-Puncheon-says-Southampton-dressing-room-right-Nigel-Adkins.html [h=1]Adkins the right man to lead Saints' fight for Premier League survival, says Puncheon[/h]Of course, there’s always going to be speculation when you’ve started the season a little slowly but this is a manager who has guided the club back to the Premier League and he’s focused on the job he needs to do,’ said Puncheon.‘The players feel the same and we all support him. We’ve got to get on with the games, work hard and start picking up the points.’ As is barney: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20094671