Guan 2.0

Most def'! I carry around ten at all times. It's a great icebreaker in clubs. If you're struggling for conversation, just have a few jars, drop a couple of bombs, and before you know it, we're pushing each other back and forth. It's well bantz.

Can Hodgson please hurry up and name the replacements so we know whether to a) Blame him for leaving rickie out, accusing him of having a big club bias, or b) Selecting him, and blame him for 'turning SRL's head' next time he fails to score. Chop chop! This sewious business woy (MEGALOLZ). We now have to come up with a 'hilarious' forum nickname. I nominate 'Woy Hedgehog' as the offical designation, as he will be a ***** many times over.

Guantanamera Saint. Was on holiday when Amygate went down, the last big thing I remember was Javi 'kidnapping' Saf and Summers. Don't get epics like that anymore. Remember Keef going mental when a few, (including Mao Cap, cabbage face and Sausage Saint) refused to stoip posting in leet speek

In other news that will shock, err, absolutely no one, Pompey kids are praised for making a video that should help avoid them being prosecuted for abusing drugs http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/law-and-order/teenagers-film-rights-stop-and-search-video-1-4674411 Looking for praise after being caught red-handed doing something highly illegal/morally reprehensible? It's the pompey way

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A gentleman never tells! Yes.

I agree. I prefer to pre-judge and form a rigid opinion that never wavers. It's called Loyalty! If those disgusting COC people want to **** off over a shrine of of Cortese, they should see about sub-letting the Lambert/Le Tiss one from Roger.

When i was a uni, one of my housemates asked me what i thought of a girl that had been at a party the night before. I said that i coudn't really say, as i 'hadn't really met her'. Now in fact, i had met her, really. Just briefly. What i meant (and according to some on here should have said), was that i had met her briefly, but only for long enough for generic pleasentries to be exchanged, and therefore not enough time was given to for a intercourse of full and frank views, and as such a proper insight of each others outlook on matters great and small was not possible, so to ask for a judgement on her suitability viz a romantic partnership was useless. Or perhaps i was saying it just to lie. To be a lying liarface. And if cortese did misspeak, it was probably because he was chewing on the last remains of '76 medals, Frannies carpets, Matts england caps and the brains of babies. Also, last year, he claimed to be 43. This year, he has 'adjusted' it to 44. Which is it Nicky? Better get your story straight.

Keith Legg: My Struggle.

Tom Hanks and Robert Loggia

For all those worried by the fact that Coutinho seems to be delaying for better offers, just remember that Jack Cork did much the same, and he hasn't turned out too badly!

Can I be pro for the things he does well, and anti for the things he manages badly? Or is that against the house rules?

Oh, certainly. No doubt he'd form a big cheese committee with the Les Reed (mouse form) at its head. And bring in speedy Gonzalez as head coach.

The kid on the right looks like a young version of 'Badger' from breaking bad.

The treatment of NA has been shabby to say the least. The confiscation of banners and making people talk to the media outside the stadium instead of inside even more so. But the same as North Korea? Please. Over there, such actions are met by people being beaten and seized, then disappeared. The same still goes on in the more 'liberal' China. So please do not compare the treatment handed out in these situations. Call it what it is, heavy handed, badly thought out, overreaction. No need to ride the dram llama home though. Btw, the original meaning of Dictator did not carry a negative connotation, and referred simply to an elected individual who was given sole power and responsibility to deal with a crisis by any means he saw fit. So I guess no matter which side of the debate you stand, that is accurate!

Is the game definitely on? IIRC, last time the pitch was fine, but the roads/pathways around the stadium were considered too treacherous.

I too, was angry that Adkins was sacked, and have yet to see (like the rest of the fans) if this new guy can not only win games, but patch up the fallout. However, Lawrie and Le Tiss are starting to overreach severely when it comes to their criticism of Southampton Football Club, and are using this fiasco to grind their axes to a dull, repetitive point. What LM should have said was... Players Play Managers Manage Supporters Support, I take ****loads for shares (LM) then criticise others for doing the same. I make bets on games i play in, (MLT) or lie about it in a book to sell more copies, depending on who you ask. Then, as the money runs out: I will set up my agent son with Redknapp to make dodgy deals which will be referred to the Premier League bungs commission (LM) I will back a penniless weirdo who lives with his mum over a Swiss billionaire. (MLT) I will bemoan the loss of my personal cash cow, where i just talked with my old pals and a few corporates for a (relatively) huge wedge (LM). Which leads to personal attacks, rather than considered criticism, such as: “"I don't know if Nigel was becoming too popular and the chairman didn't like it," Le Tiss tells BBC Radio 5 live's Sportsweek programme. "He does appear to have a bit of an ego problem”. I wonder if they will ever mention these during interviews.

Scru u m8. Im werring a full Mr Hanky outfit to da game. It's even got da red n white : ) shows moar LOYALTEE than some WE WILL ALL SING WE ARE SOUTHAMPTON HANKYS AT TEH READY FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOTBALL JUST LIKE 82 LOVE ATKINS COYR and show those lip wiggling fatcats who really run football. US THE FANS FOR THE FANS BY THE FANS

Solent have a special phone in today. If enough people ask they will have to give a reason why. It would more productive than trying to say 'bababooy bababooy, penis penis penis' before being cut off anyway. Not saying you can't do both!

Whatever the case may be - some team will now get themselves a damn good manager. Always thought NA would be here for at least 5 years. Good luck Nigel, I know all Saints fans will never fail to realise what you achieved for the club

Last night source tells me about Forren signing, so chuffed before nights sleep. Today check in to find Nigel has been sacked. Complete emotional 180. All hypothetical now, but if we go down, many will point to this as the cause.

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I was surprised how many qualified out of work managers work for/text in to Radio Solent. I always thought that Adkins was a talented manager with a huge cache of coaching and psychological knowledge garnered not only from his playing career, but also from his years of academic study and working his way through non-league , up to promotion on a shoe string with S****horpe, and finally, back to back promotions with our good selves. Now, thanks to ‘bazza’ in Sholing and Dave Merrington, I realise that instead Adkins is a clueless and cowardly chump who is a numpty when it comes to transfers or tactics, and we would win every single game if we played a rigid 4-4-2 and Lambert played every minute of every match. Also, he only withholds transfer or team news to hurt the feelings of the listeners, or because he doesn’t pick the team. Whichever feels more appropriate that week.