Guan 2.0

[video=youtube;IwBUkuY-K00]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwBUkuY-K00

Ha ha, seriously, I have some good sources. But I've never heard to many bad things about the man in question, I know those who had prevously cushy numbers (Mcmenemy and son with their highly payed ambassadorial/dodgy transfer roles with redknapp, respectively) who were then were told "everyone buys a ticket" had a bit of a meltdown, but not too many. I'm just wondering why these awful truths about Cortese have yet to come out? It would be like the Cold war era Soviets having proof that the moon landing was faked, but only hinting at on message boards, and inventing nicknames like 'capitalist cultist' and Lyndon BJ!!!111 Seriously, if this stuff is bad, I'll support you. I just want to know what it is!

So what is this deep dark secret about Cortese? Can someone tell me?

How about.. Something something "Having spoken to Nicola, we realised that we have a lot of Common ground. And although we have had our differences in the past, we both want what is best for Southampton FC, which is why I am happy to put our issues to rest. Come on you Saints" Done.

As much as Matt has done for the club, unless he has been living in a cave for the last 3 years, he must know how the club adheres to an 'in house' and behind closed doors approach to all issues. Therefore, stirring sh!t on Soccer Saturday and calling a Whammmbulance on twitter is only going to exacerbate the situation, and he knows it. A phone call would be much better. Anyone that thinks Cortese doesn't believe in clear the air talks clearly didn't see Puncheon starring for us today.

Maybe if my aunty had ******** she would be my uncle. Now F*ck off.

A guy with his finger on the pulse.... Unfortunately, it's his own, and he's measuring it through his azzhole.

Looks like the holding pattern is almost over, and permission to land is soon to be given . The other player is impressive, not Gaston level, but still very good - can't give anymore info at this time - But as I said, domestic backups to try for if it fails ! Saint Charlie - sorry for not posting a reply, but 3 post limit means i sometimes have to wait hours before writing. Oh and Bucks Saint, look at whether a poster has a history of indicating incoming signings before writing info off as 'tosh'. I may not be able to give the most detailed updates, but I say as much as I can as often as I can without making life difficult for my source.

Quick update: Ramirez - holding pattern. Another player - one being worked on. If that falls through, there are a few domestic players that we've been rebuffed on, that we can try again for on dealline day (be a phonecall and rush job). Apart from that, business done.

I was Agreeing with you!

Christ you're stupid. We're already in the hunt for another CB to go alongside Yoshida, and Ramirez has the potential to be world class. But you would rather we drop everything, and instead go after Kasper Schmeichel, a so-so keeper who conceded four last night against the mighty Burton Albion. What a F*ck!ng plum. Thank god the schools go back soon, and the novelty of being back in the top flight will wear off for the JCL's.

I'm just hoping that when our new signings run out on to the pitch, people remember who made it possible, and sing his name... There's only one Markus Liebherr...

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Heard about this from a source a while back - And was very excited! knew my usual smiley wouldn't do it, and tried to drop enough hints - See if you can see through my super secret spy code! http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?39465-Matt-Phillips-%A36m-official-bid&p=1446323#post1446323

John Hartson

Oooooh, bad point to try and make Hypo. Not only does Liverpool have far more Museums and Art Galleries than Southampton (and of a far higher quality), it also boasts numerous Opera based theatres, as well as the Liverpool Philharmonic Hall and Orchestra. When it comes to High art, Liverpool beats Southampton hands down. [h=3][/h]

Exactly, Renknapp's recent words just confirm what we already knew. Give him hundreds of millions in laundered money, sell on bonuses for himself and internation mercenaries, and he'll win you an FA Cup against division 1 opposition. Otherwise he's full of ****.

Eat it Lawro

You mean we'll lose more than we did in league 1 and the championship? OH noes! Who could have predicted it? I better go call the Whhhhhambulance.

This.

Thanks you for the update MLG. Have you seen him play? If so, where is he on the Saints Skill scale? Oxlade, Theo, or (gulp) Leon?

FFS, please enough with the gimmicks in this thread BTW Mods - can we have a poll to see who thinks these are fake or authentic tweets? Thank you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikSL_7mAal4

At the same time maybe they can announce our offical brand name change to Bedwetters FC.