Crouchie's Lawyer

In a jacuzzi too

Bit of water sports eh? In a boat of were you keeping tread? Or was it 50 yards in t'other way in which case it could be anywhere?!

Teh Mrs was watching 'Jordan & Peter' while I was playing FM08 t'other day and a journo asked Peter this question (well The weirdest place, rather than 3 most weird places) and his answer made me laugh. ...The a$$

You rebel without a cause you

Sorry, it whooshed me. Thought CF may not have seen your original post.

Dirty bugger God was watching you. N.B. Typing in 'nun' on google with safe search off reveals some funneh stuff!

Mine was less subtle

The only thing I wannabee is a spicegirl

You have seriously knocked one off in a church and on the back of the bus?! Which bus? Just so I know not to sit anywhere near the back 3 rows?

Meh, you have a point

Fixed it for you, unless you mean cracking one of your fingers for example?

You couldnt smoke it quick enough if you grew enough of it. I know you would give it a blaady good try though!

There should be. Boom tish. If she were to say no, then im sure that maybe considered to be breaking the law?!

Im bored so my second attempt to liven up this forearm today is in the form of the title question. My 3 would be... On a desk in a bank In a broom cupboard in C&G call centre in Segensworth In a field in Farnborough

I know we all do it in one form or another be it as minor as recording a video of a TV program or copying a CD to drug taking etc. However, If you could be excused for one law breaking event, what would you chose? And it has to be realistic. In terms of realistic I mean you would not be able to change any aspect of your current life to aid you. For example, someone may say 'Go to America to f*ck Britney Spears'. Well I certainly dont have the spare cash lying around to buy a flight to America, let alone the muscle to see off her numerous bouncers, so this is not really realistic. My personal choice would be drug selling. If I knew I would not get caught, I would grow weed in my loft and sell it, could make a tidy living from it.

You're one angry little fella are'nt you? I think points 3, 4 and 5 may go some way to explaining this though

No deeper query here

Ah I see. Well my knowledge of Thailand is as far as knowing Bangkok is a place within Thailand and it is where the Beach was filmed. Looks nice though

I would.

Lol, he was such a tvvat for adjusting his accent in that interview. It is blatent that his PR guru that tells him what to do/say/wear etc told him he would sound more endearing to the dutch if he spoke like them when infact it just made him even more of a c*ckle than he already was!

Or worse still you could land in Skatesville...

Are NUFC on a mission to get all England managers? Are they just working their way through the back catalogue?

Obviously you have the obvious ones... Magaluf (but you did that this year so im guessing thats a no for this time) Ibiza Ayia Napa Falaraki Benidorm Kos Malia Prague Amsterdam (although more of a weekend break) Vegas Bangkok I went with a few mates to Kranjska Gora in Slovenia. We went snowboarding at the end of Jan, early Feb. Twas amazing. Its something different too.

Im not having a go. Just wondering if he/she is a he or a she?