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Crouchie's Lawyer

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  1. 2% others = Love :cool:
  2. Ah yes, of course. I remember now.
  3. I have never been able to understand how people can drink a hot drink when they are hot? I mean if I have just finished playing footeh, I reach for water/juice/squash etc, not a coffee or tea. You cant down it to quench your thirst either???
  4. Love is in the air!!!
  5. If the theory of shoe size is anything to go by, his wife must be like a f*cking wind sock!
  6. Bitty
  7. I bet it is quite schlong too! He would split her in two! Just thought, his bed must be f*cking huge!
  8. What would you drink if you were incredibly thirsty and very hot though?
  9. Here is Leonid Stadnyk's mummy with his shoes. Im sure you will all agree, she is one hell of a MILF I especially like her kankles
  10. The Dutch Revolution? Yeah its here... HTH
  11. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26305907/ Now if I knew there was someone taller in the world than me, I would feel a bit of a wally taking the title! Guiness world holder: Bao Xishun 7 Feet 8.95 Inches tall Actual tallest man: Leonid Stadnyk 8 Feet 5.5 Inches tall
  12. Your smilie has done a poo, please can you clean up afteryour smilie's!
  13. Nah, it says reddish-brown rather than just bright orange
  14. Meh, ok smartie pants, ill give you that one :toimonster:
  15. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2592149/Bigfoot-hoax-exposed-when-ice-melted.html T'was a hoax. Some gimps put a costume in a box of ice and some bigger gimps paid them for it! Lol at one of th blokes who did it though. He is a police man and this is now being treated as fraud so he is due to be fired!
  16. Mwahhh!!! :smt065
  17. Milk, Ice Tea & Cider is specific???
  18. Interesting breakfast you would have!
  19. It tastes good though. I can eat hot curries, I just prefer being able to taste them and not having to sniff my way through a meal because I have a runny nose!
  20. :confused: You have to be specific on the 'Alcohol' too MB. Only one type...
  21. ...eat 3 things (A meal is considered 1 thing) and drink 3 things for the rest of your life, what would they be? Eat: Indian - Chicken Kourma with rice and a pilau bread with 2 x onion bhaji's Chicken roast dinner with everything (3 x veg, roast potatoes, yorkshire pud's etc) Weetabix with honey on Drink: Milk Ice Tea Cider
  22. Atleast 7 im afraid. :badgrin:
  23. frucking keyboard is still playing up! Misses out random letters and spaces here and there!
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