Crouchie's Lawyer

I get mine all by myself. I have a camera crew and professional photographer on hand 24/7 and have been lucky enough to get some very funny shots/clips. I do all the editing too so if there are words on the picture (like lol catz) thats all me! Sourcing from other websites is cheating MB! tut tut!

Weird. I like the idea of UFO's. I just cant help thinking about all the rednecks who think the best way of getting their 5 minutes of fame is to mae up a UFO tory and sell it to the world on tv with their sister wrapped around them while they chew some fresh grass! Dilutes the claims which you wold tend to believe

Lol at backward skate! Which one takes your fancy Mackrill?

:confused: Which character is she in lost???

Should be an olympic event. (You set 'em up, ill smash 'em in!)

The one I have in my PM's now or I hae previously had it?

Gary Glitter announced upon his release today that he and his family will be jetting off to Florida, USA to start afresh... He Said "As soon as I get out, I am going to Tampa with the kids" Q. What sparkles like a diamond and is small enough to fit in a schoolgirl's ring? A. Gary Glitter Gary Glitter and his girlfriend are in Blockbuster to hire a video for the evening. Mr. Glitter's girlfriend asks him what he wants to watch. He says "How about we get Aladdin?". His girlfriend says........ "Can't we just get a video, you're in enough trouble already." Gary Glitter was on a ship with 100 boy scouts and 100 girl guides when it hit an iceberg and started to sink. The captain announced "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!" Gary Glitter asked, "What about the children?" The captain replied, "F*ck the children!" Gary Glitter looked around eagerly and said "Do we have time?" What's the difference between greyhound racing and Gary Glitter? The greyhounds wait for the hare. What is the worst thing about being Gary Glitter? You have to go to bed before 7.00pm Gary Glitter is sitting in his living room surfing the internet on his laptop. All of a sudden, the door of the apartment whips open and his girlfriend storms through. She screams, "You ****ing asshole!" and she heads into the bedroom. Stunned, Gary flips off the computer and walks toward the bedroom, wondering, "Now what have I done?" Inside the bedroom he finds the girl furiously packing a suitcase. He asks her what's up. She responds with a hiss, "My therapist says that I should leave you and that you're a paedophile!" Gary responds, "Wow, you're pretty smart for an 8 year old." Have you heard? Gary Glitter has pulled out of Children In Need... Think thats pretty much all the Glitter jokes done now!

Did he reach out and touch you?

Funniest thread for a while!

Yeah Id let he fondle my swollox

Please MB! Ta

If he is, you just know he will score!

That made me lol! I have always had a fear of doing this as I was once told (probably an old wives tales) that the flame can go back inside you causing you internal damage?! I was told the same can happen with a aerosol (like a hairspray) if you light that too?

I went into my yahoo emails today and did my usual daily routine of claring out the spam email folder but just before I hit the delete button, one caught my eye with a funny title... 'Britney Spears vagina uninjured after car crash' Made me lol. And no, I didnt click on the 'watch it' link contained in the email. I think my computer would have been rogered by a trojan horse virusy thing if I did! Got me thinking about some of the funneh spam title emails so here are a few of the others I got... Britney Spears to join British Army Your new s'e_xual world is waiting for it's leader And loads trying to flog fake rolex. Anyone got any other funneh ones?

Im sure in the dark depths of this miserable board it may have been mentioned, but I fear if I read through every post in an attempt to find it, I may want to kill myself with all this doom and gloom here recently. So I will just ask the question, hoping someone can answer it. With Greg loaned to Watford (with a view to a permenant deal), when we play them, is he allowed to play against us? Im sure the answer is no, but just wanted to check.

I lol'd at all 3

You obviously didnt read my second part which says I thought the original post which my reply was about was citing the rich as claiming job seekers etc :roll: Anyway 9:44pm shouldnt you be in bed Mr postie? No wonder our posts always bloody late!

Peace off you snotmaggot

I saw an interesting article on drugs testing and football clubs a while ago. Summed up it basically said that the majority of drugs tests which are conducted at a clubs training ground, the testers phone ahead to give the club a date when they will attend and that if clubs know their star player has an expensive not so legal habbit, they more often than not tell them to take the day off training citing a 'cold' or something as the reason they are not there. Allegedly Chelsea didnt care too much for Mutu, which is how he got caught.

My Mrs does have the ability to eat a lot but I think it stops well short of canibalism, and do not normally watch her on the loo.

This is impossible, as I know for a fact unless you're the queen (I know you're a queen, just not the queen) you only get 1 birthday a year. So if the above were true (birthdays are for birds and gayers) this would mean you would have two birthdays a year??? :supz:

No you c*ckle. Fruck off and lose some money on dud horse bets. tit

If its not, it should be. With behind's like her's and a few of the gymnasts!

You have seen, done, read or heard over the last week? Mine would have to be watching You dont mess with the Zohan. Although the comment from Tiggs on her about the adverts did make me lol