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Surely Claus walks this one?

Never had a problem with Beats myself, met him a couple of times and he was always a nice bloke; all my mates have said the same on the occasions they met him. Kevin Davies's career went down the ****ter after a drunk female friend of mine accosted him in a bar near The Walkabout during the Japan/Korea World Cup, she grabbed his face and stuck her tongue down his throat; he was always **** for us afterwards. Oh, and the time Danny Higginbotham nicked a postmans bike to get home with his missus in the 'basket' always brings a wry smile.

Beautiful, i'd love to go touring in Italy on one just like Peter Moore in Vroom with a view and Vroom by the sea, if you havn't read them you should!

Sorry to say but today (Sunday 26th.) the day after the 25th. is Boxing Day, it doesn't matter what day of the week it falls on, the 26th. is ALWAYS Boxing Day. You bunch of thickies.

Always the day after Christmas Day, it's the second time i've heard this; boy there are a lot of thickies about this week.

Top Gear stopped being good about 3/4 series ago.

I'm going dressed as Heidi, you'll recognise me as The Delldays will be trying to feel me up.

No idea, i'll ask him.

It's his own house

A friend of mine in the forces who lives in Winchester has a broken boiler, he's got some kiddies and so needs a recommendation for a plumber/heating engineer to fix it for him ASAP, any help appreciated.

Indeed, a sad day for music fans.

Can the Mods do something to stop Dune posting constant right wing drivel, everyone's entitled to their opinion but he just doesn't shutup?

Good news for those people who like riding bikes and not just hanging round in dodgy leather gear.

Every home should have one! Robot Snowplough

Queen Elizabeth I Lady Godiva Empress Matilda Queen Victoria All better and more influential than the Maggie, you could even argue the case for Princess Diana. Though let's be honest Dune, your just trying to get a rise because your real friends have long since left you behind and you've been banned from Bebo, get a life you sad arse.

UK law imposes a number of limitations on freedom of speech not found in some other jurisdictions. For example, its laws recognise the crimes of incitement to racial hatred and incitement to religious hatred. It's covered by UK law, so the moron can feck off back home.

Smith Kickstart Cat's Eyes Intelligence Spender

Been confirmed by City, they say he handed in a written transfer request. City are putting the blame firmly at his agents feet.

I thought it was a hot air system that was never plumbed in, and as has been said games are usually called off for health and safety of the fans in mind rather than the condition of the pitch.

Indeed, it's very sad when fit women are killed, why don't they just bump off the hippo-croco-pigs? Then the beautiful/ugly women ratio would benefit from a slight tip towards more beautiful woman than ugly.

That's just daft, pallets are worth cash even if they're fooked.

Is an ear infection too obvious? Have you inserted any objects into your jap-eye recently?

Preferably the kit, i've seen the Adidas kit on eBay which might have to do if i can't find the real deal. Thanks for replying.

Does anyone know where i can get baby clothes in Brazil football team colours?

Any chance of getting the truth out of Fratton any time soon? Since when has a charities money been better off in someone else's bank account?