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Has AA pawned the FA Cup replica yet, if not they should hand it back!

This might be slightly controversial but i've an idea for cutting billions from the social welfare budget. My idea is that Child Benefit is paid for the first two children only, after that its down to you to pay for any children after that. It will stop people having more children to get larger houses and more money from social. Obviously it will not be applicable to people with families already as this would be unfair on the children, but after a certain date its down to the parents.

St.L should be made a Life Mod for his devotion to his Mod-ing duties.

I was told by one of the students that it was being used to prepare them for stewarding at the Olympics, just goes to show all kids are liars these days :-(

Apparently a load of London 2012 Olympic volunteer stewards are getting 'work experience' today in the Chapel, should'nt they chuck 'em in at the deep end at the Northam;)

I nearly wet myself after the giant hand!

Someone hasn't been taking their medication.

Not true, he sang a Stone Roses song when he played on his first solo tour at the Wedgewood Rooms, but for the life of me i can't remember what it was. I do remember he got booed for keeping the audience waiting for about an hour.

It's not actually a song! It's part of the score which Joe Strummer supplied to the movie and only features two lines - "I say somebody will find a way outta here, here's hoping somebody can find a way outta here" or some think it is "I pray somebody will get us outta here, I'm hoping somebody will get us outta here". Either way its not available.

He also hooked it onto one the footplates which is open-ended!

No, i genuinely think its a great idea.

Great Idea, i propose that we wear berets and beards when meeting..

Sarah Palin is possibly the only politician that could make George W look intelligent.

If I found anyone dumping rubbish near me I would cause them harm, it's so ****ing idiotic.

Solenoid on the starter motor has gone, probably easiest to replace the whole unit. They are available through EuroCarParts from £48.03 (not sure if it includes VAT!) It should be easy enough to fit, probably 1 hrs. labour at the most. http://www.eurocarparts.com/ecp/c/Vauxhall_Corsa_1.2_1996/p/Car-Parts/Electrical-and-Lighting/Electrical/Starter-Motors Oh by the way, no such thing as a 1.1l in 1996, so i guessed it was the 1.2.

If they don't look like commercial fridges your local tip should take them, in my area you need a pass to take the van to the tip which you can obtain from the council.

Led Zeppelin at the O2, Primal Scream at the Wedgewood rooms was sweaty and fantastic and Stone Roses at Wembley Arena.

Thanks, you're my hero!

Seeing as everybody seems to be aware of the accusations being levelled at Pardew do they really carry any substance? The reason i ask is that you would have thought the tabloids would have a field day with it all!

I'm sure the creditors are well chuffed.

Made me chuckle!

Condolences Daren, RIP Valerie.

She looks like a hamster, nice boobs though.

That's just sad, i'll get you a boxful if you want??