swannymere

It the wonky eyes, just something dirty about wonky eyes:smt007

A man starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death with a spade. Realising his employer wont be best pleased he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything. Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts.He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything.He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure. He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and throws them! into the lions cage because lions eat anything. Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like here?" The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps with Mushy Bees."

I'm not sure if it happens already but maybe the squad/club should make these kinds of visits a monthly thing, just to remind some of the players (mainly the nippers) how privileged they are and to help keep them on an even keel?

I have a broken (the screen doesn't light up) one of these for anyone who wants it, prefer it to goto somebody who needs it for spares nil charge just owe me a beer:) ,

I'm too lazy/stupid to find the information myself, so will one of you find me the relevant link? Ta.

Bugger:mad:

Does anyone know how i can download stuff from the USA version of iTunes?

The Wire walks it by a country mile and even though the critics hated it Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip had the potential to be great.

Fair Oak branched is closed.

If Gary Glitter had better songs would he be more widely accepted :confused:

Whats it's girth?

Because the current threads are crap. HTH. IMHO.

If you puke into a bottle, you can chill the mix, cut the bottle off and hey presto Guinness flavoured Black Pudding - Ferkin' Genius :smt040

At least we won't have to put up with his drivel about golf actually being a sport - it's not, it's a pastime like chess, darts and snooker for the record.

Australian Dollars Mercedes W124 500E Lily Allen or Claudia Winkleman MacBook Air 2004 Ducati 749r Socks Hot tub Limitless iTunes vouchers

God and the baby jesus

OMG! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/6671012/Man-with-sexual-fetish-for-slurry-jailed.html

Have you clicked on those links?

I was under the impression that to get the full benefits of HD you needed a screen of at least 37"

I went to Niagara when i was a teenager and it is very weird how everything has this roaring background noise, there is also so much mist created that the sheets in the hotels are ever so slightly damp (and no, i didn't wet the bed!) We also had a friendly racoon outside our window which you could stroke if you fed it. Canada is like a clean, friendly slightly dull version of the states.

I thought you thought you were

Also this, my brother drives one and it's very reliable! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/RENAULT-19-TD-1-9L-EW-PAS-CL-11-Months-MOT-FSH_W0QQitemZ250534539429QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?hash=item3a5505b0a5#ht_500wt_1182

Nothing to do with me, found it after a quick scout on eBay. Usually reliable cars and ideal first car to bash up before getting a nice car. oh and insurance should be manageable. Only downside is the short MOT. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1994-PEUGEOT-106-GRADUATE-WHITE_W0QQitemZ290373124395QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAutomobiles_UK?hash=item439b96412b#ht_500wt_1182

Did you and your imaginary girlfriend go on the rollercoaster?

£20M is peanuts compared to the amount of exposure and prestige that comes with hosting, i bet all the hospitality trades are going ferkin' mental.