swannymere

If the wrapper on any fresh food is blown up like a balloon throw it in the bin!

Christ that's flown by, i'll raise a glass of red to him tonight :smt033

I often wake around 3-4am sit upright and swing my legs over the side of the bed and then rest my head against a cupboard by the side of my bed and then fall asleep again; for about 30 mins in a sitting position! I've been doing this for about 5 years ever since i had severe pneumonia and the only way to sleep was in a chair. Average about 3-4 hours a day and catch up at the weekend in the afternoon.

What utter ********, i'm still in therapy after watching Calum 'Mr. Fifty-Pence Head' Davenport.

Does exactly what it says on the tin! http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2009/red-bull-mountain-biking-brazil-slum-pov-p1.php

I heard this last night, all the potential of a Darwin Award winner.

Agreed!

Glastonbury have brought forward the 2012 Glastonbury to what would have been the off year of 2011 due to the Olympics. Apparently most of the equipment Glastonbury hires in is needed for the Olympics not to mention the hired in security bobs. Well that's what we've been told for the last 2 or 3 years.

Apparently the people in front kept standing throughout the game and were asked to sit down which then turned into a slanging match, Solent said that the main troublemaker was taken away by the stewards, but then re-appeared in the second half and started causing aggro again! Solent did question why the stewards were so slow to react.

It's actually 9 days due to the court being busy.

Pompey get 7 day adjournment to give financial statement. Pretty much they are in deep ****. Great.

Sky Sports reporting that HRMC state Pompey owe them £11.5M not £7.5M as pompey say! HRMC states Pompey are insolvent and Pompey arguing that they have two buyers in the wings.

Really?

Now, tell me you don't want one! http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/188280/detail/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+milkandcookies+%28MilkandCookies.com%3A+Headlines%29

One with the Royal Engineers in India and the other as a carpenter at Southampton docks.

Doesn't Dad's Army cover this

Who remembers the tannoy announcement at St.Mary's that some lad at the game had become a dad and missed it because he was at the match!

W o o o l f b o y !

1. Sophia Bush 2. Emma Watson 3. Eva Mendes 4. Emmanuelle Vaugier 5. Zooey Dechanel

The Premier League won't let P*ompey go out of business before the end of the season, it affects all the clubs they have to play incomes too much, also what would happen to the league table? Do you take P*mpey completely out of the equation and remove them and their results from the table?

Still is, you just need to know were to look! Glasto Organisers have confirmed Muse for Saturday night and admit Stevie Wonder is on their 'dream list' for Sunday - Ferkin' Ace (this is according to the BBC Radio 1 news, so i'm guessing at what they actually said because the newsreaders speak like yoofs!)

I've got a Garmin Nuvi 200W the 'w' means widescreen, and yes it's completely idiot proof, i even managed to get a chip for it when i went to Australia over Christmas. Should be able to pick one up for £100.

Not really, but us whites like to *****, moan and whine about anything and everything, it's part of our heritage;)

FFS, make it clear, the morons don't do subtle or irony

woooosh!